1 00:00:37,120 --> 00:00:39,679 'Chemistry is everything.' 2 00:00:39,680 --> 00:00:43,360 'Energy, elements, invisible bonds. 3 00:00:44,200 --> 00:00:47,360 And me, Flavia de Luce. 4 00:00:48,160 --> 00:00:51,039 I inherited my love of both chemistry and adventure 5 00:00:51,040 --> 00:00:53,480 from my mother, Harriet, whose lab this is.' 6 00:00:58,240 --> 00:01:00,199 'In fact, I was almost born 7 00:01:00,200 --> 00:01:02,439 on one of her adventures during the war, 8 00:01:02,440 --> 00:01:04,039 according to Father.' 9 00:01:04,040 --> 00:01:06,359 Mmm. Mmm! 10 00:01:06,360 --> 00:01:08,799 Glad to see your appetite's come back. 11 00:01:08,800 --> 00:01:10,399 Mmm, mmm! 12 00:01:10,400 --> 00:01:12,960 It's these knafehs. I just can't stop eating them. 13 00:01:13,800 --> 00:01:15,759 Oh, dear. I am awful. 14 00:01:15,760 --> 00:01:17,400 Right. 15 00:01:19,680 --> 00:01:21,679 I'm off to see a man about a stamp. 16 00:01:21,680 --> 00:01:23,919 What, another? This one, my darling, 17 00:01:23,920 --> 00:01:26,239 is a British Guyana two-cent Cotton-Reel 18 00:01:26,240 --> 00:01:27,879 once owned by King Farouk. 19 00:01:27,880 --> 00:01:29,599 Gosh, how thrilling. 20 00:01:29,600 --> 00:01:31,439 Mmm. Goodbye, Ratty. 21 00:01:31,440 --> 00:01:33,159 Goodbye, Mole. Mmm. 22 00:01:33,160 --> 00:01:34,719 Oh, may I? 23 00:01:34,720 --> 00:01:36,439 Go on, then. Mmm. 24 00:02:09,640 --> 00:02:10,880 Madam! 25 00:02:17,720 --> 00:02:19,240 Ah! 26 00:02:20,080 --> 00:02:21,199 Ah... 27 00:02:40,440 --> 00:02:41,879 Ooh. 28 00:02:43,600 --> 00:02:45,559 Courage, my love. We can do this. 29 00:02:49,520 --> 00:02:51,119 Havilland? Hmm? 30 00:02:51,120 --> 00:02:53,599 Harriet, what's going on? Can't talk, darling! 31 00:02:53,600 --> 00:02:55,959 I see. 32 00:02:55,960 --> 00:02:57,479 Don't worry, we'll shake 'em. 33 00:03:02,600 --> 00:03:04,439 Alright, darling? Yes, alright. 34 00:03:07,000 --> 00:03:08,759 Car. Right. 35 00:03:08,760 --> 00:03:11,959 I can get us to London in four days. Three if the wind is with us. 36 00:03:11,960 --> 00:03:14,679 Harriet, next time The Nest sends you on a mission, 37 00:03:14,680 --> 00:03:16,320 could you let me know about it? 38 00:03:17,160 --> 00:03:19,359 You know I'm not allowed to discuss it. 39 00:03:19,360 --> 00:03:22,359 Perhaps when we get to the airfield, I should take the yoke. 40 00:03:22,360 --> 00:03:24,839 I know it's your plane, but... OK, I suppose just this once. 41 00:03:24,840 --> 00:03:26,799 Ooh. Oh! 42 00:03:26,800 --> 00:03:29,839 Do hurry, darling, or there'll be three of us on the plane. 43 00:03:31,320 --> 00:03:32,519 OK, ready? 44 00:03:32,520 --> 00:03:34,759 Oh! Ready. 45 00:04:02,520 --> 00:04:04,759 Isn't she perfect? She is. 46 00:04:04,760 --> 00:04:06,999 Oh! 47 00:04:07,000 --> 00:04:08,759 Harriet. Havilland. 48 00:04:08,760 --> 00:04:11,039 Auntie. Daphne and Ophelia. 49 00:04:11,040 --> 00:04:13,719 Good morning, Aunt Felicity. Mrs Mullet. 50 00:04:13,720 --> 00:04:16,839 Well, let's see this baby. 51 00:04:16,840 --> 00:04:19,360 Girls, follow me, please. 52 00:04:21,560 --> 00:04:23,999 Mouldwarp. Pignut. 53 00:04:24,000 --> 00:04:25,839 Felicity, meet 54 00:04:25,840 --> 00:04:28,359 Flavia Sabine de Luce. 55 00:04:28,360 --> 00:04:31,239 Yes, indeed. 56 00:04:31,240 --> 00:04:33,799 We have a new fledgling in The Nest. 57 00:04:33,800 --> 00:04:36,159 I think she might just - have the stuff. - Mmm. 58 00:04:36,160 --> 00:04:38,679 Right then. I haven't much time. 59 00:04:38,680 --> 00:04:41,799 Ah. Our Cairo agent gave me this shawl. 60 00:04:41,800 --> 00:04:43,799 Here you are. Yes. 61 00:04:43,800 --> 00:04:46,039 Let's see... Hmm. 62 00:04:46,040 --> 00:04:49,079 Knit, purl. Knit, knit, purl. 63 00:04:49,080 --> 00:04:52,439 Some kind of secret code. 64 00:04:52,440 --> 00:04:53,999 Well done, Harriet. 65 00:04:54,000 --> 00:04:55,959 This will ruin Hitler's day. 66 00:04:55,960 --> 00:04:58,079 Mrs Mullet? 67 00:04:58,080 --> 00:04:59,720 Yes, ma'am. 68 00:05:01,080 --> 00:05:02,479 Hmm. 69 00:05:07,040 --> 00:05:08,839 Hmm. 70 00:05:08,840 --> 00:05:11,399 71 00:05:11,400 --> 00:05:14,480 ♪ Along the Nile 72 00:05:15,600 --> 00:05:17,759 ♪ Watch the sunrise 73 00:05:17,760 --> 00:05:20,039 ♪ On a tropic isle 74 00:05:22,360 --> 00:05:24,439 ♪ But just remember, darling 75 00:05:24,440 --> 00:05:27,520 ♪ All the while 76 00:05:28,320 --> 00:05:32,719 ♪ You belong to me ♪ 77 00:05:35,440 --> 00:05:38,759 'Mother taught me that chemistry is the story 78 00:05:38,760 --> 00:05:41,199 of how everything, the whole of creation, 79 00:05:41,200 --> 00:05:44,360 is held together by invisible bonds. 80 00:05:45,160 --> 00:05:48,159 And the more energy you put into these bonds, 81 00:05:48,160 --> 00:05:50,440 the harder they are to break. 82 00:05:51,280 --> 00:05:53,439 If only it were the same for families. 83 00:05:54,920 --> 00:05:56,639 Flavia, open up. 84 00:05:56,640 --> 00:05:58,359 What's the password? 85 00:05:58,360 --> 00:06:00,279 Open up! It's an emergency. 86 00:06:03,720 --> 00:06:05,479 What kind of emergency? 87 00:06:05,480 --> 00:06:07,479 What have you done with Mummy's pearls, 88 00:06:07,480 --> 00:06:09,439 you odious prawn? 89 00:06:09,440 --> 00:06:11,439 We know you filched them. 90 00:06:11,440 --> 00:06:13,399 I'm not the keeper of your trinkets. 91 00:06:13,400 --> 00:06:15,519 Moldwarp. Pignut. 92 00:06:15,520 --> 00:06:18,120 Why do you two always gang up on me? 93 00:06:18,920 --> 00:06:21,200 Shall we tell her? It's time. 94 00:06:22,400 --> 00:06:24,319 We're not really your sisters. 95 00:06:24,320 --> 00:06:25,799 What? Mummy picked you up 96 00:06:25,800 --> 00:06:27,959 at the home for unwed mothers. 97 00:06:27,960 --> 00:06:29,319 I don't believe you. 98 00:06:29,320 --> 00:06:32,199 Besides, everyone always says I look just like Harriet. 99 00:06:32,200 --> 00:06:34,079 Oh, yes, that's why she chose you. 100 00:06:34,080 --> 00:06:35,719 Because of the resemblance. 101 00:06:35,720 --> 00:06:37,519 That's ridiculous! No, honestly. 102 00:06:37,520 --> 00:06:39,279 I'll never forget Mummy... 103 00:06:44,320 --> 00:06:46,080 Those were Mummy's pearls. 104 00:06:47,280 --> 00:06:49,039 She left them for me. 105 00:06:49,040 --> 00:06:51,679 Do you want to know something else? 106 00:06:51,680 --> 00:06:53,760 You're the reason Mummy never came back. 107 00:06:54,560 --> 00:06:57,919 She couldn't bear to look at your ugly face a moment longer. 108 00:07:04,000 --> 00:07:05,880 Rubbish. 109 00:07:06,760 --> 00:07:10,440 Any fool can see it's an ordinary mis-perforation. 110 00:07:12,360 --> 00:07:14,159 Good morning, Father, dear. Ah. 111 00:07:14,160 --> 00:07:16,559 Girls. No sign of Flavia? 112 00:07:16,560 --> 00:07:18,759 It's nearly 12. 113 00:07:24,600 --> 00:07:26,759 'Charles Darwin once said 114 00:07:26,760 --> 00:07:29,039 that the fiercest competition for survival 115 00:07:29,040 --> 00:07:31,199 comes from one's own tribe. 116 00:07:31,200 --> 00:07:33,239 Clearly, he had sisters.' 117 00:07:33,240 --> 00:07:35,359 No, this won't do. 118 00:07:35,360 --> 00:07:38,959 I always say better three hours too early than a minute too late. 119 00:07:41,840 --> 00:07:43,479 To tell you the truth, Father, 120 00:07:43,480 --> 00:07:45,999 Daphne and I are quite concerned about Flavia. 121 00:07:46,000 --> 00:07:48,599 It's true. She's becoming positively feral. 122 00:07:48,600 --> 00:07:50,080 Feral? 123 00:08:03,000 --> 00:08:06,239 Well, she spends all her time in Uncle Tar's laboratory doing God knows what. 124 00:08:07,320 --> 00:08:09,199 Well, your mother loved that laboratory. 125 00:08:09,200 --> 00:08:11,999 Oh... 126 00:08:12,000 --> 00:08:14,399 She used Mummy's pearls as one of her beastly experiments. 127 00:08:14,400 --> 00:08:17,519 And her language. You wouldn't believe the things that come out of her mouth. 128 00:08:17,520 --> 00:08:18,720 Gadzooks! 129 00:08:19,600 --> 00:08:22,319 The other day, she told me to... put a sock in it. 130 00:08:22,320 --> 00:08:24,599 - Huh! - I think she gets it from the wireless. 131 00:08:26,880 --> 00:08:29,439 She ought to be sent away, really. To a proper school. 132 00:08:29,440 --> 00:08:30,479 Hmm. 133 00:08:34,760 --> 00:08:37,320 Hello, Father. Sisters, dear. 134 00:08:40,440 --> 00:08:42,919 Beast, how did you get out? 135 00:08:42,920 --> 00:08:44,959 You should've tied my thumbs together. Moron. 136 00:08:44,960 --> 00:08:46,959 Flavia, a word. 137 00:08:46,960 --> 00:08:49,159 How was the royal stamp exhibition, Father? 138 00:08:49,160 --> 00:08:51,079 Um... You were going up to examine 139 00:08:51,080 --> 00:08:53,320 a pair of Inverted Jennies, weren't you? 140 00:08:59,040 --> 00:09:01,439 Well, Y- Yes. Not- Not bad, thank you. 141 00:09:01,440 --> 00:09:03,599 But the, uh, the real excitement... 142 00:09:03,600 --> 00:09:05,839 ...was a complete set of Rhodesian Admirals. 143 00:09:05,840 --> 00:09:08,239 Father is incapable 144 00:09:08,240 --> 00:09:10,759 of thinking of stamps and discipline at the same time. 145 00:09:10,760 --> 00:09:12,599 Entirely ungummed. 146 00:09:12,600 --> 00:09:14,719 Gosh! How thrilling. 147 00:09:14,720 --> 00:09:18,160 Here we are. Hot out the oven. 148 00:09:19,240 --> 00:09:22,039 Baked rabbit and onions. 149 00:09:22,040 --> 00:09:24,039 Ohh, well, thank you, Mrs Mullet. 150 00:09:24,040 --> 00:09:26,879 And I've a special treat for supper! 151 00:09:26,880 --> 00:09:28,839 A custard pie. 152 00:09:28,840 --> 00:09:32,719 Ohhh. Really, Mrs Mullet, you needn't go to such trouble. 153 00:09:32,720 --> 00:09:34,159 No trouble at all, sir. 154 00:09:34,160 --> 00:09:37,039 I know how the girls depreciate it. 155 00:09:42,120 --> 00:09:44,559 What is that? A dead bird. 156 00:09:44,560 --> 00:09:47,360 One can see that, Flavia. I meant on its beak. 157 00:09:56,400 --> 00:09:58,000 Golly. 158 00:09:59,280 --> 00:10:01,760 It's a Penny Black, isn't it, Father? 159 00:10:08,200 --> 00:10:10,079 Dispose of that thing. 160 00:10:10,080 --> 00:10:11,759 At once! 161 00:10:11,760 --> 00:10:14,079 Please, Mrs Mullet. 162 00:10:14,080 --> 00:10:15,759 Y- Yes, Colonel. 163 00:10:15,760 --> 00:10:17,439 That's all I need, 164 00:10:17,440 --> 00:10:19,359 to be to deposing dead birds. 165 00:10:19,360 --> 00:10:20,799 We're not done with you. 166 00:10:20,800 --> 00:10:22,279 Moldwarp. Pignut. 167 00:10:26,880 --> 00:10:28,439 Urgh! 168 00:10:30,520 --> 00:10:32,239 Dogger! 169 00:10:32,240 --> 00:10:33,600 Wait for me! 170 00:10:36,160 --> 00:10:38,719 Small, brownish, 171 00:10:38,720 --> 00:10:40,519 with a stamp on its beak. 172 00:10:40,520 --> 00:10:42,160 A Penny Black. 173 00:10:42,960 --> 00:10:44,559 Odd. 174 00:10:44,560 --> 00:10:45,999 Yes, miss? 175 00:10:46,000 --> 00:10:50,639 Place contact arms B and C directly on the lobes of cam D. 176 00:10:50,640 --> 00:10:52,799 Alright. Now, please... 177 00:10:56,080 --> 00:10:57,519 Blast. 178 00:10:57,520 --> 00:10:58,999 Might it be the battery? 179 00:10:59,000 --> 00:11:00,559 Might be anything. 180 00:11:00,560 --> 00:11:02,919 Mrs Harriet took such care of her car, 181 00:11:02,920 --> 00:11:05,200 but after she went away, she... 182 00:11:06,040 --> 00:11:07,760 Something wrong, miss? 183 00:11:08,600 --> 00:11:12,680 It's only that Daphne and Ophelia were saying that I was adopted. 184 00:11:15,640 --> 00:11:17,240 Families. 185 00:11:18,040 --> 00:11:19,960 They're a bit like a chemistry set. 186 00:11:20,760 --> 00:11:23,240 Some people, your sisters, for example, 187 00:11:24,120 --> 00:11:26,080 quite basic elements. 188 00:11:26,920 --> 00:11:28,719 Others are much rarer. 189 00:11:28,720 --> 00:11:30,240 Like argon. 190 00:11:31,080 --> 00:11:33,160 And you, miss. 191 00:11:35,080 --> 00:11:36,999 Thanks, Dogger. 192 00:11:42,680 --> 00:11:44,959 Uh, it's, "Leaves of three, let it be," 193 00:11:44,960 --> 00:11:46,599 right? 194 00:11:46,600 --> 00:11:48,240 Poison ivy? 195 00:11:49,080 --> 00:11:50,879 I believe it was Confucius who said, 196 00:11:50,880 --> 00:11:52,879 "On a journey to revenge, 197 00:11:52,880 --> 00:11:54,959 be sure to dig two graves." 198 00:12:06,640 --> 00:12:10,200 'Most chemists have a favourite corner of their craft. 199 00:12:11,040 --> 00:12:13,320 Mine happens to be poisons. 200 00:12:14,800 --> 00:12:18,600 'This is the way the ancient alchemists practised their art.' 201 00:12:20,760 --> 00:12:23,079 'Heat and steam. 202 00:12:23,080 --> 00:12:25,080 Action and reaction. 203 00:12:26,720 --> 00:12:29,079 Frost and flame.' 204 00:12:43,960 --> 00:12:45,919 Don't be so revolting, Flavia. 205 00:12:54,640 --> 00:12:56,559 Get out! 206 00:12:56,560 --> 00:12:58,959 You're not treating me like that? 207 00:12:58,960 --> 00:13:01,199 After all these years, asking for favours. 208 00:13:02,640 --> 00:13:04,440 Jacko, let's not argue. 209 00:13:05,280 --> 00:13:07,320 We used to be such friends, didn't we? 210 00:13:09,120 --> 00:13:11,119 Don't you put on airs with me, Jacko. 211 00:13:11,120 --> 00:13:13,319 After all, we've known each other 212 00:13:13,320 --> 00:13:15,759 since we were in short pants at Greyminster. 213 00:13:15,760 --> 00:13:18,279 You are a loathsome, despicable... 214 00:13:18,280 --> 00:13:20,599 Teesdale was too kind to you. 215 00:13:20,600 --> 00:13:23,280 Teesdale? Old Cuppa? 216 00:13:27,080 --> 00:13:29,519 It's exactly 30 years since... 217 00:13:29,520 --> 00:13:31,279 Since we killed him. 218 00:13:31,280 --> 00:13:32,839 Be reasonable. 219 00:13:32,840 --> 00:13:34,559 What's a couple of thousand to you? 220 00:13:34,560 --> 00:13:36,479 You must have come into a fair bit when Harriet- 221 00:13:36,480 --> 00:13:37,879 Ah, ah, ah, ah! 222 00:13:37,880 --> 00:13:40,279 SHUT your filthy mouth. 223 00:13:40,280 --> 00:13:42,479 Now, what are you going to do with that, huh? 224 00:13:42,480 --> 00:13:44,239 Bash me over the head, huh? 225 00:13:45,800 --> 00:13:48,639 You don't have it in you, Jacko. Don't push me. 226 00:14:33,360 --> 00:14:35,080 That's odd. 227 00:14:49,960 --> 00:14:52,399 Oh, Harriet, my love, where are you? 228 00:14:55,360 --> 00:14:57,480 My darling, it's all catching up to me. 229 00:15:03,520 --> 00:15:05,479 Damn it! Damn it! 230 00:15:17,560 --> 00:15:19,160 Dogger? 231 00:15:19,960 --> 00:15:21,759 Is that you? 232 00:15:32,680 --> 00:15:34,799 Um... Are you...? 233 00:15:39,120 --> 00:15:40,839 Vah-lay! 234 00:15:47,560 --> 00:15:50,559 'That smell. I know that smell!' 235 00:15:50,560 --> 00:15:52,320 Oh! 236 00:16:02,400 --> 00:16:03,879 There's a body. 237 00:16:03,880 --> 00:16:06,280 In the garden! 238 00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:14,599 Where's your father? 239 00:16:14,600 --> 00:16:16,199 He's... 240 00:16:16,200 --> 00:16:17,960 in Harriet's car. 241 00:16:19,440 --> 00:16:21,759 I'll have to ring the police. 242 00:16:34,880 --> 00:16:36,519 Good morning. 243 00:16:39,520 --> 00:16:41,279 You must be Miss de Luce. 244 00:16:41,280 --> 00:16:42,759 Flavia, please. 245 00:16:42,760 --> 00:16:44,399 I'm Inspector Hewitt. 246 00:16:44,400 --> 00:16:47,759 This is Detective Sergeant Woolmer, Detective Sergeant Graves. 247 00:16:47,760 --> 00:16:49,399 Is your father at home? He is. 248 00:16:49,400 --> 00:16:51,559 But he's indisposed. 249 00:16:55,200 --> 00:16:57,079 Good morning, sir. Morning. 250 00:16:57,080 --> 00:16:58,959 Everything alright, Flavia? 251 00:16:58,960 --> 00:17:00,719 Perfectly, Mrs Mullet. Thank you. 252 00:17:00,720 --> 00:17:03,559 Well, Inspector, I suppose you'd like to take a dekko at the corpse? 253 00:17:03,560 --> 00:17:05,359 Corpse, did you say? 254 00:17:05,360 --> 00:17:07,879 I'm afraid so, Mrs Mullet. Yes. 255 00:17:07,880 --> 00:17:09,919 Good Lord. 256 00:17:09,920 --> 00:17:12,120 Follow me, Inspector. 257 00:17:20,720 --> 00:17:22,160 Hmm. 258 00:17:33,080 --> 00:17:35,880 You'll notice signs of rigor mortis and lividity. 259 00:17:37,160 --> 00:17:39,520 As well as early signs of putrefaction. 260 00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:42,519 Thank you, Miss de Luce. 261 00:17:42,520 --> 00:17:44,239 We'll take it from here. 262 00:17:44,240 --> 00:17:45,839 Thank you. 263 00:17:47,880 --> 00:17:50,840 When you're ready, find out - where the father is. - Yes, sir. 264 00:17:55,400 --> 00:17:57,399 Graphite? 265 00:17:57,400 --> 00:17:59,719 Yes, that's right, miss. 266 00:17:59,720 --> 00:18:02,199 Just like they use in your school pencils. 267 00:18:02,200 --> 00:18:04,999 But the police use it for- Fingerprints. 268 00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:08,279 And that would be luminol, used to test for haemoglobin. 269 00:18:08,280 --> 00:18:10,079 Uh, Miss de Luce, 270 00:18:10,080 --> 00:18:13,479 do you think you could find anyone who might make us a cup of tea? 271 00:18:13,480 --> 00:18:15,960 Do you think you could manage to rustle something up? 272 00:18:16,800 --> 00:18:19,399 I'll see what can be arranged, Inspector. 273 00:18:19,400 --> 00:18:21,400 Thank you. 274 00:18:22,360 --> 00:18:24,479 Oh, and we'll come in for it. 275 00:18:24,480 --> 00:18:26,680 No need for you to come out again. 276 00:18:28,400 --> 00:18:30,599 So that's how it is. 277 00:18:30,600 --> 00:18:33,239 The only female in sight is promptly enlisted 278 00:18:33,240 --> 00:18:35,000 to trot off and boil some water. 279 00:18:40,040 --> 00:18:41,839 Rustle something up... 280 00:18:41,840 --> 00:18:43,879 What does he take me for, a cowboy? 281 00:18:43,880 --> 00:18:45,799 Shouldn't you be at breakfast? 282 00:18:45,800 --> 00:18:48,279 The police are asking for some tea. Tea? 283 00:18:48,280 --> 00:18:50,240 But I haven't made any biscuits! 284 00:18:51,080 --> 00:18:53,120 I shouldn't go to any great effort. 285 00:18:54,880 --> 00:18:57,439 Biscuits. 286 00:18:57,440 --> 00:18:59,839 Biscuits, there we are. 287 00:18:59,840 --> 00:19:02,439 Oh, four eggs, right. 288 00:19:06,120 --> 00:19:08,119 Scoot. 289 00:19:10,280 --> 00:19:11,959 Sorry I'm late. 290 00:19:11,960 --> 00:19:13,840 I had to speak to the police. 291 00:19:14,800 --> 00:19:16,679 About the body. 292 00:19:16,680 --> 00:19:18,760 Which I found in the garden. 293 00:19:20,480 --> 00:19:22,880 Murdered, most likely. 294 00:19:30,400 --> 00:19:32,480 Well, who was it, then? 295 00:19:33,320 --> 00:19:34,559 No idea. 296 00:19:34,560 --> 00:19:36,519 Was there much blood? Not a drop. 297 00:19:36,520 --> 00:19:37,879 How did he die, then? 298 00:19:37,880 --> 00:19:39,679 My money's on poison. 299 00:19:39,680 --> 00:19:41,759 Perhaps he ate some of Mrs Mullet's cooking. 300 00:19:41,760 --> 00:19:44,079 Actually, I noticed a slice of pie missing. 301 00:19:44,080 --> 00:19:45,919 Did either of you eat some? 302 00:19:48,440 --> 00:19:50,880 No, of course not. 303 00:19:51,760 --> 00:19:53,239 Oh. 304 00:19:53,240 --> 00:19:55,919 I beg your pardon. The telephone? 305 00:19:55,920 --> 00:19:58,199 It's in the cupboard - under the stairs. - Thank you. 306 00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:04,279 Who is that extremely athletic individual? 307 00:20:04,280 --> 00:20:06,599 That is Detective Sergeant Graves. 308 00:20:06,600 --> 00:20:09,799 I think- I think I'm just going to go and change my jumper. 309 00:20:09,800 --> 00:20:11,999 Better put on some lipstick while you're at it. 310 00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:14,279 You're looking a tad peaky. 311 00:20:23,560 --> 00:20:24,919 Coroner. 312 00:20:24,920 --> 00:20:26,480 Flavia. 313 00:20:34,760 --> 00:20:37,800 First corpse, always the hardest. 314 00:20:38,920 --> 00:20:40,680 Stays with you the longest. 315 00:20:41,520 --> 00:20:43,119 Morning, Fred. 316 00:20:43,120 --> 00:20:44,760 Morning, Inspector. 317 00:20:45,960 --> 00:20:47,479 Anyone we know? 318 00:20:47,480 --> 00:20:49,039 Doesn't seem like it. 319 00:20:49,040 --> 00:20:51,839 No identification, empty pockets. 320 00:20:51,840 --> 00:20:53,159 Oh. 321 00:20:53,160 --> 00:20:56,719 We do have reason to believe he may have recently travelled from Norway. 322 00:20:56,720 --> 00:20:58,439 Typical, innit? 323 00:20:58,440 --> 00:20:59,960 Bloody Norwegians. 324 00:21:00,760 --> 00:21:02,280 Can't they die at home? 325 00:21:03,240 --> 00:21:04,640 Quite. 326 00:21:05,480 --> 00:21:07,759 Would you care to speculate on time of death? 327 00:21:07,760 --> 00:21:09,479 Oof... 328 00:21:09,480 --> 00:21:10,919 Uh... 329 00:21:10,920 --> 00:21:12,479 Have a guess? 330 00:21:12,480 --> 00:21:14,159 Midnight? 331 00:21:14,160 --> 00:21:15,479 Mm-mmm. 332 00:21:17,600 --> 00:21:19,440 Uh... 333 00:21:21,400 --> 00:21:23,679 I'm warning you! You step away! Dogger! 334 00:21:23,680 --> 00:21:25,999 I understand, sir. I just still need your fingerprints. 335 00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:27,799 Step back. 336 00:21:27,800 --> 00:21:29,519 Steady on, Dogger. 337 00:21:29,520 --> 00:21:31,359 I've got him covered. 338 00:21:31,360 --> 00:21:32,919 Miss de Luce. 339 00:21:32,920 --> 00:21:34,839 Is that you? You're... Don't move. 340 00:21:34,840 --> 00:21:36,800 I'm so sorry. 341 00:21:37,840 --> 00:21:39,599 Is it broken? 342 00:21:39,600 --> 00:21:41,879 I borrowed it yesterday to cut a bit of twine, 343 00:21:41,880 --> 00:21:44,039 and I might have jammed the blade. 344 00:21:46,080 --> 00:21:47,840 Miss de Luce! 345 00:21:48,680 --> 00:21:50,400 A word, if I may. 346 00:21:51,240 --> 00:21:53,199 Who was that man to whom you were just speaking? 347 00:21:53,200 --> 00:21:54,599 Dogger. 348 00:21:54,600 --> 00:21:56,119 First name? 349 00:21:56,120 --> 00:21:57,879 Flavia. 350 00:21:57,880 --> 00:22:00,359 Flavi... 351 00:22:00,360 --> 00:22:02,159 Miss de Luce, 352 00:22:02,160 --> 00:22:04,799 I warn you, I will brook no frivolity. 353 00:22:04,800 --> 00:22:07,199 I serve His Majesty King George VI, 354 00:22:07,200 --> 00:22:09,839 and King George VI is not a frivolous man. 355 00:22:09,840 --> 00:22:11,599 Do I make myself quite clear? 356 00:22:11,600 --> 00:22:13,080 Yes, Inspector. 357 00:22:13,880 --> 00:22:15,679 His name is Arthur, Arthur Dogger. 358 00:22:15,680 --> 00:22:17,479 Arthur Dogger. 359 00:22:17,480 --> 00:22:19,680 And he's the gardener here? 360 00:22:20,520 --> 00:22:22,359 Well, now, yes. 361 00:22:22,360 --> 00:22:24,000 Now? 362 00:22:24,880 --> 00:22:27,120 He was a medical student before the war. 363 00:22:28,560 --> 00:22:32,519 He and Father were prisoners of war together at the fall of Singapore. 364 00:22:32,520 --> 00:22:34,400 Spent time in Changi Prison Camp. 365 00:22:35,200 --> 00:22:36,759 And then... 366 00:22:36,760 --> 00:22:40,160 Dogger was put to work on the death railway in Burma. 367 00:22:42,040 --> 00:22:43,639 How appalling. 368 00:22:43,640 --> 00:22:45,239 When he got back, 369 00:22:45,240 --> 00:22:47,160 his nerves were... 370 00:22:48,480 --> 00:22:50,919 Do you mean to say that, 371 00:22:50,920 --> 00:22:54,760 perhaps, Mr Dogger is happiest in the garden? 372 00:22:55,600 --> 00:22:57,479 Now, Miss de Luce, 373 00:22:57,480 --> 00:22:59,959 who discovered the body? I did. 374 00:22:59,960 --> 00:23:03,159 Well, that must've been a terrible shock. 375 00:23:03,160 --> 00:23:04,639 Shock? 376 00:23:04,640 --> 00:23:08,000 It's the most interesting thing that's ever happened to me. 377 00:23:08,920 --> 00:23:11,319 Devastating. 378 00:23:11,320 --> 00:23:13,719 What are you suggesting? 379 00:23:13,720 --> 00:23:15,839 Closing my eyes? No, sir. 380 00:23:15,840 --> 00:23:17,719 Oh. 381 00:23:17,720 --> 00:23:19,239 Colonel de Luce, sir. 382 00:23:19,240 --> 00:23:22,119 I found him in the coach house, sir, holed up in an old motor car. 383 00:23:22,120 --> 00:23:23,999 And who are you?! Why are you in my house? 384 00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:25,999 Uh, Inspector Hewitt. 385 00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:27,959 Hinley Constabulary, sir. 386 00:23:27,960 --> 00:23:29,800 Right, well... 387 00:23:31,560 --> 00:23:33,319 Is there a problem, Inspector? 388 00:23:33,320 --> 00:23:34,959 Uh, you could say that, sir. 389 00:23:34,960 --> 00:23:37,440 A corpse has turned up in your garden. 390 00:23:40,760 --> 00:23:42,319 Murdered? 391 00:23:42,320 --> 00:23:45,359 Well, we- we- we haven't ascertained that yet. 392 00:23:45,360 --> 00:23:46,759 Hmm. 393 00:23:46,760 --> 00:23:48,560 May I ask you a few questions, sir? 394 00:23:49,400 --> 00:23:50,839 Yes, of course. 395 00:23:50,840 --> 00:23:53,679 You were outside the house since last evening? 396 00:23:53,680 --> 00:23:56,079 Yes, I went down to the coach house 397 00:23:56,080 --> 00:23:58,199 where the detective sergeant found me. 398 00:23:58,200 --> 00:24:00,239 Do you recall what time you left, sir? 399 00:24:00,240 --> 00:24:02,319 Hmm, it was around, uh, three in the morning. 400 00:24:02,320 --> 00:24:04,319 Mind telling me what you were doing there, sir? 401 00:24:04,320 --> 00:24:06,160 I mind very much. 402 00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:08,479 Oh, indeed. 403 00:24:08,480 --> 00:24:11,400 Did- Did you see anyone else about? Not a soul. 404 00:24:12,240 --> 00:24:15,639 And finally, sir, yesterday, did it contain anything 405 00:24:15,640 --> 00:24:17,359 that struck you as... 406 00:24:17,360 --> 00:24:19,839 well, unusual or extraordinary? 407 00:24:19,840 --> 00:24:23,200 Uh, perhaps even suspicious? 408 00:24:24,360 --> 00:24:26,280 No, I can't think of a single thing. 409 00:24:27,200 --> 00:24:29,039 Well... 410 00:24:29,040 --> 00:24:31,280 There was that dead bird. 411 00:24:35,360 --> 00:24:36,879 Bird, you say? 412 00:24:36,880 --> 00:24:38,839 With a Penny Black on its beak. 413 00:24:38,840 --> 00:24:40,520 Isn't that right, Father? 414 00:24:51,240 --> 00:24:53,919 Father! Flavia. 415 00:24:53,920 --> 00:24:55,959 Please don't make a scene, there's a good girl. 416 00:24:55,960 --> 00:24:58,279 Your father has agreed to come with us to the station 417 00:24:58,280 --> 00:24:59,719 to answer some more questions. 418 00:24:59,720 --> 00:25:03,079 Why can't he answer them here? This is standard police procedure. 419 00:25:03,080 --> 00:25:05,920 Now, don't forget church. Tomorrow morning, hmm? 420 00:25:25,920 --> 00:25:27,360 Will they keep him? 421 00:25:28,200 --> 00:25:30,120 I hope not, miss. 422 00:25:37,360 --> 00:25:38,879 They've taken Father! 423 00:25:38,880 --> 00:25:42,119 Well, surely they won't keep him. He's a de Luce. 424 00:25:42,120 --> 00:25:43,920 What? 425 00:25:51,840 --> 00:25:54,480 'Alright, Flavia. Where's your gumption? 426 00:25:55,280 --> 00:25:57,399 There must be something you can do.' 427 00:25:57,400 --> 00:25:59,079 'Think. 428 00:25:59,080 --> 00:26:00,559 Think!' 429 00:26:00,560 --> 00:26:02,079 Teesdale? 430 00:26:02,080 --> 00:26:03,519 Old Cuppa? 431 00:26:03,520 --> 00:26:05,639 It's exactly 30 years since we... 432 00:26:05,640 --> 00:26:07,839 Since we killed him. 433 00:26:09,000 --> 00:26:11,919 'An event like that would surely have made the papers.' 434 00:26:11,920 --> 00:26:13,279 Come on, Gladys. 435 00:26:13,280 --> 00:26:15,599 We've got work to do. 436 00:26:25,440 --> 00:26:26,919 Oh! Sorry, Flavia. 437 00:26:26,920 --> 00:26:28,360 Sorry, Tom! 438 00:26:37,280 --> 00:26:39,359 Hello? Miss Mountjoy? 439 00:26:39,360 --> 00:26:41,160 Well? 440 00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:43,599 What is it? 441 00:26:43,600 --> 00:26:45,039 Speak up, child! 442 00:26:45,040 --> 00:26:48,079 I wish to peruse the newspaper archives, if you please. 443 00:26:48,080 --> 00:26:52,400 What does a little girl want with a newspaper archive? 444 00:26:53,200 --> 00:26:55,359 I have found that a lie wrapped in detail, 445 00:26:55,360 --> 00:26:57,359 like a horse pill in an apple, 446 00:26:57,360 --> 00:26:59,280 goes down with greater ease. 447 00:27:01,160 --> 00:27:02,839 It's for my Aunt Marjorie. 448 00:27:02,840 --> 00:27:04,479 She's got the glaucoma. 449 00:27:04,480 --> 00:27:05,639 Poor thing. 450 00:27:05,640 --> 00:27:09,359 She wanted me to look up the date of the St Tancred's picnic in 1920. 451 00:27:09,360 --> 00:27:10,999 That's the year her begonias- 452 00:27:11,000 --> 00:27:13,079 There's no room for them here, 453 00:27:13,080 --> 00:27:15,679 so they're piled up in the old shed, 454 00:27:15,680 --> 00:27:18,399 if the rats haven't eaten them. 455 00:27:18,400 --> 00:27:21,479 We close in ten minutes. 456 00:27:43,960 --> 00:27:45,479 Greyminster. 457 00:27:45,480 --> 00:27:47,880 Father's school yearbooks. 458 00:27:48,720 --> 00:27:51,399 Shoo! 459 00:28:00,600 --> 00:28:02,280 The Hinley Chronicle. 460 00:28:03,080 --> 00:28:04,680 1920. 461 00:28:08,960 --> 00:28:10,759 "Grenville Teesdale, 462 00:28:10,760 --> 00:28:13,279 a popular Latin teacher at Greyminster School, 463 00:28:13,280 --> 00:28:15,999 fell to his death on Monday from the Greyminster Tower 464 00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:18,159 in an accident that is being described 465 00:28:18,160 --> 00:28:20,039 as simply inexplicable." 466 00:28:20,040 --> 00:28:21,999 "Said one of the boys, 467 00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:23,799 'He climbed up onto the parapet, 468 00:28:23,800 --> 00:28:25,759 gave us the Roman salute. 469 00:28:25,760 --> 00:28:27,639 "Vale", he shouted, 470 00:28:27,640 --> 00:28:30,239 and down he came.'" 471 00:28:30,240 --> 00:28:32,119 Vale! 472 00:28:32,120 --> 00:28:33,719 Time's up. 473 00:28:36,160 --> 00:28:38,719 Miss Mountjoy, you must know Latin. 474 00:28:38,720 --> 00:28:40,920 What does "vale" mean? 475 00:28:41,760 --> 00:28:44,199 Second person singular imperative 476 00:28:44,200 --> 00:28:47,079 of the verb "valere", to farewell. 477 00:28:47,080 --> 00:28:48,959 In other words... 478 00:28:48,960 --> 00:28:50,599 Goodbye? 479 00:28:50,600 --> 00:28:52,279 Precisely. 480 00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:17,519 Drat! 481 00:29:17,520 --> 00:29:19,399 He beat me to it. 482 00:29:34,080 --> 00:29:36,039 ..wasting your time. 483 00:29:36,040 --> 00:29:37,599 There's no Norwegian staying here. 484 00:29:37,600 --> 00:29:39,959 So you say, but if I could just have a look at your register. 485 00:29:39,960 --> 00:29:42,319 Bloody hell, I'm trying to run a business here, Inspector. 486 00:29:42,320 --> 00:29:44,159 Mr Tully, I am the law. 487 00:29:44,160 --> 00:29:46,240 I demand to see your register. 488 00:29:47,080 --> 00:29:49,240 Well, I've only got one guest. Room three. 489 00:29:50,080 --> 00:29:53,520 What's their name? F X Sanders. 490 00:29:54,360 --> 00:29:55,919 Sanders? 491 00:29:55,920 --> 00:29:59,039 That doesn't sound very Norwegian. That's what I've been saying. 492 00:29:59,040 --> 00:30:00,639 Tell me, Mr Tully, 493 00:30:00,640 --> 00:30:03,479 does this Sanders have red hair? 494 00:30:03,480 --> 00:30:06,560 Red as rhubarb. 495 00:30:07,400 --> 00:30:09,000 Show me to his room. 496 00:30:09,800 --> 00:30:11,879 Well, I'll have to get the spare keys. 497 00:30:11,880 --> 00:30:14,240 You seen the keys anywhere, love? 498 00:30:36,520 --> 00:30:39,440 So, Sanders might be an alias. 499 00:30:45,840 --> 00:30:47,480 Insulin. 500 00:30:49,120 --> 00:30:51,520 So, Mr Sanders was a diabetic. 501 00:30:52,440 --> 00:30:54,520 But where is the syringe? 502 00:31:07,200 --> 00:31:08,800 Stockholm. 503 00:31:09,600 --> 00:31:11,200 Amsterdam. 504 00:31:12,120 --> 00:31:13,759 Stavanger. 505 00:31:13,760 --> 00:31:15,280 Isn't that in Norway? 506 00:31:17,520 --> 00:31:19,639 There's something in here. 507 00:31:30,360 --> 00:31:31,839 Crikers! 508 00:31:31,840 --> 00:31:34,199 Murdered? 509 00:31:36,200 --> 00:31:39,080 But who's gonna pay for his room? Bloody hell. 510 00:31:42,520 --> 00:31:44,279 Mr Sanders? 511 00:31:45,880 --> 00:31:47,479 This is the police. 512 00:31:47,480 --> 00:31:49,240 I thought you said he was dead. 513 00:31:50,040 --> 00:31:51,640 I heard something. 514 00:32:11,640 --> 00:32:13,039 Oh, hello, Inspector! 515 00:32:13,040 --> 00:32:14,679 Mr Tully. 516 00:32:14,680 --> 00:32:16,320 Bloody hell. 517 00:32:17,880 --> 00:32:20,079 Flavia de Luce, I will not tolerate 518 00:32:20,080 --> 00:32:22,919 any more interference in my investigation. Do you understand? 519 00:32:22,920 --> 00:32:24,959 Oh, jeez! Oh! Careful, sir. 520 00:32:24,960 --> 00:32:26,239 Butter fingers. 521 00:32:26,240 --> 00:32:27,959 Here's your camera, sir. Ah. Thank you. 522 00:32:27,960 --> 00:32:29,599 There you go. Thank you. 523 00:32:31,440 --> 00:32:33,400 No more meddling. 524 00:32:34,200 --> 00:32:35,639 Is that clear? 525 00:32:35,640 --> 00:32:37,280 Yes, Inspector. 526 00:32:47,200 --> 00:32:48,879 Sorry, Gladys! 527 00:33:03,920 --> 00:33:05,519 Inspector. 528 00:33:05,520 --> 00:33:07,959 Ah. Yeah, Mr Dogger. 529 00:33:07,960 --> 00:33:11,040 This is all going to take a little longer than we expected. 530 00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:23,119 What was the inspector doing here? 531 00:33:23,120 --> 00:33:25,519 They're charging Father with murder. 532 00:33:25,520 --> 00:33:27,439 What? Oh, I can't bear it. 533 00:33:27,440 --> 00:33:30,359 He'll be hanged. This is all your fault. 534 00:33:30,360 --> 00:33:31,599 My fault? 535 00:33:31,600 --> 00:33:35,199 You had to go and tell the inspector about that stupid bird. 536 00:33:38,720 --> 00:33:40,520 Can't take it back now. 537 00:34:02,480 --> 00:34:04,439 Lithium... 538 00:34:04,440 --> 00:34:06,200 Rubidium... 539 00:34:07,280 --> 00:34:08,880 Strontium... 540 00:34:11,400 --> 00:34:13,280 Barium... 541 00:34:26,200 --> 00:34:28,639 Bury him in OUR churchyard? 542 00:34:28,640 --> 00:34:31,639 Luke 6:36. "Be therefore merciful." 543 00:34:31,640 --> 00:34:34,000 You can keep your mercy, Vicar. 544 00:34:35,040 --> 00:34:37,719 He was found in the de Luces' garden. 545 00:34:39,440 --> 00:34:41,239 We don't have to bury him here. 546 00:34:44,480 --> 00:34:46,080 Flavia... 547 00:34:46,880 --> 00:34:48,280 Vicar. 548 00:34:52,960 --> 00:34:55,279 Oh, there's Max, the town gossip. 549 00:34:55,280 --> 00:34:58,639 Jessamine Neep, strangled. 550 00:34:58,640 --> 00:35:01,279 You- You mentioned something about a Roman well? 551 00:35:01,280 --> 00:35:03,919 Haroo, Max! Haroo, mon vieux. 552 00:35:03,920 --> 00:35:06,679 Dreadful news up at Buckshaw. Oh, yes. 553 00:35:06,680 --> 00:35:07,999 Max... 554 00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:10,439 Oh, Mr Pemberton, may I introduce Flavia de Luce. 555 00:35:10,440 --> 00:35:11,999 How do you do? De Luce? 556 00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:13,999 Of the Buckshaw de Luces? That's right. 557 00:35:14,000 --> 00:35:15,719 Oh, but this is wonderful! 558 00:35:15,720 --> 00:35:17,479 I was hoping to pay a visit to Buckshaw. 559 00:35:17,480 --> 00:35:18,959 You see, I'm a gongoozler. 560 00:35:18,960 --> 00:35:20,999 I... beg your pardon? 561 00:35:21,000 --> 00:35:22,839 It's like trainspotting for canals. 562 00:35:22,840 --> 00:35:26,239 Well, not- not- not just canals, all kinds of waterways. 563 00:35:26,240 --> 00:35:27,959 Conduits, creeks, 564 00:35:27,960 --> 00:35:31,039 ornamental lakes, much like yours at Buckshaw. 565 00:35:31,040 --> 00:35:32,719 But our lake was filled in years ago. 566 00:35:32,720 --> 00:35:35,959 I was hoping to speak to your father about taking a few photographs. 567 00:35:35,960 --> 00:35:39,639 Please tell him I'll be staying at the Thirteen Drakes until Tuesday. 568 00:35:39,640 --> 00:35:42,359 I think, perhaps, I saw you there. 569 00:35:42,360 --> 00:35:44,919 Erm... Possibly. 570 00:35:46,200 --> 00:35:49,679 Max, do you happen to know where Miss Mountjoy lives? 571 00:35:49,680 --> 00:35:51,399 What do you want with her? 572 00:35:51,400 --> 00:35:53,079 She dropped this at church. 573 00:35:53,080 --> 00:35:54,919 And I just wanted to return it to her, 574 00:35:54,920 --> 00:35:56,439 but I don't know where she lives. 575 00:35:56,440 --> 00:35:58,479 Willow Villa, on Brick Lane. 576 00:35:58,480 --> 00:36:00,599 The one that looks like a witch's house. 577 00:36:00,600 --> 00:36:02,319 Thanks, Max. 578 00:36:02,320 --> 00:36:04,440 Good day, Mr Pemberton. 579 00:36:07,320 --> 00:36:09,240 Sad story, the de Luces. 580 00:36:10,040 --> 00:36:12,159 The mother, Harriet, was an aviatrix. 581 00:36:12,160 --> 00:36:14,359 She disappeared in Nepal during the war. 582 00:36:14,360 --> 00:36:16,239 Her body was never recovered. 583 00:36:30,080 --> 00:36:32,319 What are you doing here? 584 00:36:34,000 --> 00:36:36,079 I just wanted to talk to you. 585 00:36:36,080 --> 00:36:37,720 What about? 586 00:36:38,600 --> 00:36:41,000 Why did you walk out of church? 587 00:36:41,800 --> 00:36:43,960 That is none of your business. 588 00:36:44,960 --> 00:36:46,959 It had something to do with the stranger 589 00:36:46,960 --> 00:36:49,319 whose body I found in the garden, didn't it? 590 00:36:49,320 --> 00:36:50,960 You found it? 591 00:36:51,800 --> 00:36:53,039 Yes. 592 00:36:53,040 --> 00:36:54,679 Then tell me... 593 00:36:54,680 --> 00:36:56,919 Did it have red hair? 594 00:36:59,600 --> 00:37:02,000 Yes. I knew it! 595 00:37:02,840 --> 00:37:05,399 I saw him at the Thirteen Drakes, 596 00:37:05,400 --> 00:37:07,519 swaggering around, 597 00:37:07,520 --> 00:37:09,880 those cold, blue eyes. 598 00:37:10,720 --> 00:37:14,479 I knew that it could only be Horace Bonepenny. 599 00:37:14,480 --> 00:37:16,520 Horace Bonepenny? 600 00:37:17,840 --> 00:37:20,239 H B. Who is he? 601 00:37:20,240 --> 00:37:22,799 The monster who killed my uncle. 602 00:37:26,200 --> 00:37:29,000 Your uncle was Mr Teesdale? 603 00:37:30,040 --> 00:37:32,079 That's right. 604 00:37:32,080 --> 00:37:34,399 He was murdered. Murdered? 605 00:37:34,400 --> 00:37:36,839 By those two boys, 606 00:37:36,840 --> 00:37:40,239 as surely as if they'd stuck a dagger in his heart. 607 00:37:41,880 --> 00:37:43,279 Who was the other one? 608 00:37:43,280 --> 00:37:46,839 They all had nicknames in that stamp club. 609 00:37:46,840 --> 00:37:49,239 Conky, Bodger, Gigger. 610 00:37:49,240 --> 00:37:51,119 Bonepenny was Bony. 611 00:37:51,120 --> 00:37:52,880 The other was called... 612 00:37:53,760 --> 00:37:55,239 Oh, I... 613 00:37:56,400 --> 00:37:58,279 Oh, come on, Jacko. 614 00:37:58,280 --> 00:37:59,959 Don't you put on airs with me, Jacko! 615 00:37:59,960 --> 00:38:01,720 You don't have it in you, Jacko. 616 00:38:02,680 --> 00:38:04,639 Don't push me. 617 00:38:08,800 --> 00:38:10,120 Jacko. 618 00:38:19,720 --> 00:38:21,480 'I don't believe it. 619 00:38:22,480 --> 00:38:25,800 I don't believe Father is capable of killing anyone.' 620 00:38:36,200 --> 00:38:39,319 "The theft of a rare stamp from the Royal Collection 621 00:38:39,320 --> 00:38:42,679 brought a sad end to the most prestigious exhibition of the year. 622 00:38:42,680 --> 00:38:45,479 The stamp, known as the Orange Avenger, 623 00:38:45,480 --> 00:38:49,360 is considered priceless due to its supreme singularity." 624 00:38:51,440 --> 00:38:55,080 But if this is the only Orange Avenger in the world, 625 00:38:55,920 --> 00:38:57,720 how do I have two of them? 626 00:38:58,560 --> 00:39:00,880 And where is the Penny Black? 627 00:39:16,280 --> 00:39:17,759 Harriet's dressing room. 628 00:39:17,760 --> 00:39:20,160 Sealed up when she left us. 629 00:39:21,040 --> 00:39:24,840 'In eight years, not one of us has dared to try and open it.' 630 00:39:39,920 --> 00:39:43,439 Oh, well done, Flavia! 631 00:39:43,440 --> 00:39:45,520 Now, potassium? 632 00:39:46,680 --> 00:39:49,040 Well done, you clever girl! 633 00:40:12,400 --> 00:40:14,679 Who winds this watch? 634 00:40:14,680 --> 00:40:16,319 Father? 635 00:40:16,320 --> 00:40:17,920 Every day? 636 00:40:21,960 --> 00:40:24,079 "In honour of baby Flavia, 637 00:40:24,080 --> 00:40:25,839 our newest fledgling... 638 00:40:25,840 --> 00:40:28,400 From your friends in The Nest." 639 00:40:29,520 --> 00:40:31,240 'In The Nest?' 640 00:40:40,960 --> 00:40:43,039 I always say, 641 00:40:43,040 --> 00:40:45,840 better three hours too early than a minute too late. 642 00:40:46,640 --> 00:40:48,719 Father would never let a clock run slow. 643 00:40:50,360 --> 00:40:52,000 'Unless... 644 00:41:00,200 --> 00:41:03,959 'What was it about this stamp that frightened Father so? 645 00:41:03,960 --> 00:41:08,239 Father told me once that stamps are printed in rows of 20 times 12. 646 00:41:08,240 --> 00:41:11,279 Each stamp carries a two-letter identifier, 647 00:41:11,280 --> 00:41:14,239 beginning with AA on the top left of the sheet, 648 00:41:14,240 --> 00:41:16,719 ending with TL on the bottom right.' 649 00:41:20,680 --> 00:41:23,879 One penny. That's the price. 650 00:41:23,880 --> 00:41:26,520 One penny H. 651 00:41:29,760 --> 00:41:31,400 Bonepenny H! 652 00:41:32,240 --> 00:41:34,679 'Horace Bonepenny.' 653 00:41:34,680 --> 00:41:36,839 Horace Bonepenny, 654 00:41:36,840 --> 00:41:39,319 the monster who killed my uncle. 655 00:41:39,320 --> 00:41:41,879 Shut your filthy mouth! 656 00:41:42,920 --> 00:41:45,559 What are you going to do with that? Bash me over the head? 657 00:41:45,560 --> 00:41:47,559 You are a vile, despicable... 658 00:41:47,560 --> 00:41:49,359 Don't push me. 659 00:41:49,360 --> 00:41:51,399 Crikers! 660 00:42:04,200 --> 00:42:06,079 Hey! Keep moving! 661 00:42:07,760 --> 00:42:09,640 It's not mine! Leave it out, mate. 662 00:42:15,680 --> 00:42:17,279 Hello, miss. 663 00:42:17,280 --> 00:42:19,599 You lost your kitten? 664 00:42:19,600 --> 00:42:21,799 My name is Flavia Sabine de Luce, 665 00:42:21,800 --> 00:42:24,080 and I'm here to confess to a murder. 666 00:42:26,960 --> 00:42:28,919 It's quite simple, Inspector. 667 00:42:28,920 --> 00:42:32,319 I heard a noise in the garden, and I went out to investigate. 668 00:42:32,320 --> 00:42:34,919 And someone jumped out at me from the shadows and- 669 00:42:34,920 --> 00:42:36,880 The shadows? Where exactly? 670 00:42:37,680 --> 00:42:39,199 Behind the potting shed. 671 00:42:39,200 --> 00:42:41,799 I was struggling to get free, 672 00:42:41,800 --> 00:42:44,760 when there was a sudden gurgle in his throat, like... 673 00:42:46,040 --> 00:42:49,359 ...like a man suffering a myocardial infarction. 674 00:42:49,360 --> 00:42:51,159 A what? 675 00:42:51,160 --> 00:42:52,439 A heart attack. 676 00:42:52,440 --> 00:42:54,999 So, how long were you struggling 677 00:42:55,000 --> 00:42:57,559 with this sickly, dying man 678 00:42:57,560 --> 00:43:00,119 before you realised you'd murdered him? 679 00:43:03,600 --> 00:43:05,440 I'm listening. 680 00:43:07,440 --> 00:43:10,399 I'm not telling you another thing until I speak to Father. 681 00:43:10,400 --> 00:43:12,800 That's out of the question. 682 00:43:14,760 --> 00:43:17,199 Look, Inspector, why don't we make a deal? 683 00:43:21,120 --> 00:43:23,639 What kind of deal? You let me speak to Father, 684 00:43:23,640 --> 00:43:26,559 and I'll tell you everything I know about the victim. 685 00:43:26,560 --> 00:43:28,359 Listen, Flavia... 686 00:43:28,360 --> 00:43:30,119 He was a diabetic. 687 00:43:30,120 --> 00:43:32,879 Yes. We know that. 688 00:43:32,880 --> 00:43:34,879 Because that's what we do here 689 00:43:34,880 --> 00:43:36,879 at the Hinley Constabulary. 690 00:43:36,880 --> 00:43:39,119 We investigate the facts 691 00:43:39,120 --> 00:43:42,560 in a thorough, impartial and efficient manner. 692 00:43:48,120 --> 00:43:49,720 No, um... 693 00:43:50,560 --> 00:43:52,519 There's not much you can tell us... 694 00:43:53,960 --> 00:43:57,000 ...about the recently departed Mr Sanders. 695 00:43:57,840 --> 00:43:59,920 Except, it seems... 696 00:44:00,720 --> 00:44:02,559 ...his real name. 697 00:44:12,880 --> 00:44:14,719 Father. No, please, In- Inspector. 698 00:44:14,720 --> 00:44:16,559 I beg you, take her away. 699 00:44:16,560 --> 00:44:18,319 15 minutes, Flavia. 700 00:44:18,320 --> 00:44:19,999 No more. 701 00:44:28,600 --> 00:44:31,399 Who brought you here? Him? I came on my own. 702 00:44:31,400 --> 00:44:33,959 Oh, good Lord! Look, Father. 703 00:44:33,960 --> 00:44:36,160 We haven't much time. 704 00:44:36,960 --> 00:44:39,280 I overheard your quarrel with Bonepenny. 705 00:44:40,080 --> 00:44:41,759 I know he was trying to blackmail you. 706 00:44:41,760 --> 00:44:44,279 That's why I told the inspector that I killed him. 707 00:44:44,280 --> 00:44:45,479 You what?! 708 00:44:45,480 --> 00:44:47,599 They can't hang me, you see. I'm a minor. 709 00:44:47,600 --> 00:44:50,839 I want you to know I don't blame you for what you did. 710 00:44:50,840 --> 00:44:54,600 I'm sure he was a dreadful man and fully deserved to die. 711 00:44:55,440 --> 00:44:57,040 Do you really think 712 00:44:57,960 --> 00:45:00,159 that your father is capable of murder? 713 00:45:00,160 --> 00:45:04,719 Then why did Bonepenny say that you killed your teacher, Mr Teesdale? 714 00:45:11,120 --> 00:45:14,080 I was a solitary lad at school. 715 00:45:15,120 --> 00:45:16,959 Unbearably homesick. 716 00:45:20,360 --> 00:45:22,919 If it hadn't been for our Latin master, Mr Teesdale, 717 00:45:22,920 --> 00:45:25,640 I... don't know if I would've survived. 718 00:45:26,600 --> 00:45:29,399 He founded the Magic Circle Club 719 00:45:29,400 --> 00:45:31,959 as a way of helping those boys who didn't fit in. 720 00:45:33,080 --> 00:45:35,279 Well done, Jacko. 721 00:45:35,280 --> 00:45:36,879 Who's next? 722 00:45:36,880 --> 00:45:39,919 'It was there that I first met Horace Bonepenny. 723 00:45:39,920 --> 00:45:42,119 He was even more of a misfit than I was. 724 00:45:42,120 --> 00:45:44,359 Bony was a... natural conjurer.' 725 00:45:44,360 --> 00:45:46,360 'The French Drop. 726 00:45:47,240 --> 00:45:50,199 The Haunted Handkerchief.' 727 00:45:52,880 --> 00:45:54,679 'The Ghost Light.' 728 00:45:54,680 --> 00:45:56,239 Woah! Well done! 729 00:45:56,240 --> 00:45:57,759 'He knew them all.' 730 00:45:57,760 --> 00:45:59,079 You were a conjurer? 731 00:45:59,080 --> 00:46:00,919 No, no, no, no. That was Horace's passion. 732 00:46:00,920 --> 00:46:03,520 Mine was for something far more exciting. 733 00:46:05,200 --> 00:46:06,999 Stamp collecting. 734 00:46:08,800 --> 00:46:10,919 Another of Teesdale's passions. 735 00:46:10,920 --> 00:46:12,439 Penny Black. 736 00:46:12,440 --> 00:46:14,079 In perforate. 737 00:46:14,080 --> 00:46:16,319 1841, I would guess. 738 00:46:16,320 --> 00:46:19,959 'But there was one other master at Greyminster who could outmatch it. 739 00:46:19,960 --> 00:46:23,159 Our headmaster, Dr Kissing.' There. There. You see? 740 00:46:23,160 --> 00:46:26,039 'Most of Kissing's collection was fairly run-of-the-mill, 741 00:46:26,040 --> 00:46:28,919 except for one stamp. 742 00:46:28,920 --> 00:46:31,680 One stamp of inestimable value. 743 00:46:32,520 --> 00:46:35,519 It was our most fervent desire to get a glimpse of that stamp. 744 00:46:35,520 --> 00:46:37,160 And then... 745 00:46:38,000 --> 00:46:39,999 ...one fateful night... 746 00:46:52,680 --> 00:46:54,519 By this time, 747 00:46:54,520 --> 00:46:58,199 Bonepenny had found a... new friend and accomplice. 748 00:46:58,200 --> 00:47:00,079 'An older boy named Bob Stanley 749 00:47:00,080 --> 00:47:01,880 with whom he'd begun to spend all his time.' 750 00:47:02,800 --> 00:47:04,999 Hello, Bony. Bob. 751 00:47:05,000 --> 00:47:07,079 Hello, Bony. Bob. 752 00:47:07,080 --> 00:47:09,199 Now, as I told you before, 753 00:47:09,200 --> 00:47:12,119 my grandfather was a partner in the firm PKP, 754 00:47:12,120 --> 00:47:14,759 Perkins, Kissing and Petch. 755 00:47:14,760 --> 00:47:18,880 Sole printers of British postage stamps at the time of Queen Victoria. 756 00:47:19,680 --> 00:47:23,199 Now, in 1841, a terrorist group 757 00:47:23,200 --> 00:47:26,559 managed to ink a set of orange stamps 758 00:47:26,560 --> 00:47:32,279 with the aim of igniting a violent uprising against the queen. 759 00:47:32,280 --> 00:47:34,359 Now, this was at a time 760 00:47:34,360 --> 00:47:37,239 when a mere stamp could inspire a revolution. 761 00:47:37,240 --> 00:47:39,319 The plot was uncovered, 762 00:47:39,320 --> 00:47:41,680 and the stamps destroyed. 763 00:47:42,520 --> 00:47:45,119 All except one. 764 00:47:45,120 --> 00:47:49,119 which was reserved for Queen Victoria 765 00:47:49,120 --> 00:47:52,000 as a memento of her escape from death. 766 00:47:53,160 --> 00:47:56,999 However, there was another stamp, 767 00:47:57,000 --> 00:48:00,079 TL, from the opposite corner, 768 00:48:00,080 --> 00:48:03,999 which my grandfather secretly kept for himself, 769 00:48:04,000 --> 00:48:06,519 a stamp of priceless value... 770 00:48:06,520 --> 00:48:08,639 ...which my grandfather left to my father, 771 00:48:08,640 --> 00:48:11,159 and my father left to me. There, you see? 772 00:48:11,160 --> 00:48:12,999 Bonepenny! 773 00:48:13,000 --> 00:48:15,239 Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. 774 00:48:15,240 --> 00:48:17,239 If the king can't have you... 775 00:48:17,240 --> 00:48:18,879 ...the devil must! What are you doing? 776 00:48:18,880 --> 00:48:20,359 Oh! 777 00:48:21,800 --> 00:48:23,439 What- What have you done? 778 00:48:23,440 --> 00:48:25,159 Bonepenny, what have you done? 779 00:48:25,160 --> 00:48:27,199 It's OK, sir. It's just a trick. 780 00:48:27,200 --> 00:48:29,279 Now, all of you need to help me to get it back. 781 00:48:29,280 --> 00:48:30,879 If we all join hands and pray... 782 00:48:30,880 --> 00:48:32,359 Come on, Jacko. And you, Bob. 783 00:48:32,360 --> 00:48:33,879 It's not funny, Bony. 784 00:48:33,880 --> 00:48:35,399 Just join hands and form a circle. 785 00:48:35,400 --> 00:48:37,359 Enough of this insolence. Hmm? 786 00:48:37,360 --> 00:48:39,359 Put the stamp back. But, sir! 787 00:48:39,360 --> 00:48:40,999 Put the stamp back. 788 00:48:43,200 --> 00:48:44,960 Alright. 789 00:48:46,000 --> 00:48:47,480 I'll have to go at it myself. 790 00:48:48,280 --> 00:48:50,399 Come back, come back, oh, Orange Queen. 791 00:48:50,400 --> 00:48:52,720 Come and show us where you've been! 792 00:48:53,960 --> 00:48:55,559 Ah! 793 00:48:55,560 --> 00:48:57,880 There. You see? 794 00:49:03,720 --> 00:49:05,799 But this isn't the Avenger. 795 00:49:05,800 --> 00:49:07,719 What? What? 796 00:49:07,720 --> 00:49:10,439 It's a Canada one cent. What? 797 00:49:10,440 --> 00:49:12,599 I'm... sorry, sir. I must've... 798 00:49:14,680 --> 00:49:16,719 Where's the stamp? 799 00:49:16,720 --> 00:49:18,519 Where is the stamp?! 800 00:49:18,520 --> 00:49:21,239 I'm sorry, sir. It's worked before lots of times. 801 00:49:25,320 --> 00:49:27,359 You wretched boy. 802 00:49:27,360 --> 00:49:31,119 Get out. Go on. Go to bed! 803 00:49:31,120 --> 00:49:32,800 All of you, get out! 804 00:49:33,880 --> 00:49:35,319 I'm so sorry, Jacko. 805 00:49:35,320 --> 00:49:37,439 It's not me you should be apologising to. 806 00:49:41,440 --> 00:49:43,039 Teesdale? 807 00:49:43,040 --> 00:49:44,439 Headmaster, I- I... 808 00:49:44,440 --> 00:49:46,559 They will have to be punished. All of them. 809 00:49:52,280 --> 00:49:54,479 'The caning didn't hurt nearly so much 810 00:49:54,480 --> 00:49:56,840 as the sight of Mr Teesdale's distress.' 811 00:50:00,880 --> 00:50:02,879 He felt... 812 00:50:02,880 --> 00:50:04,760 ...responsible, you see. 813 00:50:06,360 --> 00:50:08,679 And then, the very next day... 814 00:50:08,680 --> 00:50:11,399 Look! Up there! On the tower! 815 00:50:13,320 --> 00:50:14,959 I say... 816 00:50:14,960 --> 00:50:16,519 is that Mr Teesdale? 817 00:50:16,520 --> 00:50:19,679 'He looked like a prophet from an old manuscript.' 818 00:50:19,680 --> 00:50:21,759 Vale! 819 00:50:27,720 --> 00:50:29,599 It was murder. 820 00:50:29,600 --> 00:50:31,999 Horace Bonepenny and I murdered him, 821 00:50:32,000 --> 00:50:34,719 as surely as if we had flung him from the tower with our own hands. 822 00:50:34,720 --> 00:50:36,519 But you had nothing to do with it! 823 00:50:36,520 --> 00:50:38,839 He was just a dear, good man, 824 00:50:38,840 --> 00:50:40,799 an innocent dupe. 825 00:50:40,800 --> 00:50:43,359 When I returned to my room, 826 00:50:43,360 --> 00:50:46,879 I found a strange, uh, sticky spot on my sleeve. 827 00:50:46,880 --> 00:50:49,839 I realised immediately what had happened. 828 00:50:49,840 --> 00:50:54,039 Bonepenny hadn't destroyed the stamp. 829 00:50:54,040 --> 00:50:56,159 He had stuck it onto my cuff, 830 00:50:56,160 --> 00:50:58,919 and then retrieved it later when he shook my hand. 831 00:50:58,920 --> 00:51:00,599 And I... 832 00:51:00,600 --> 00:51:02,240 said... 833 00:51:03,240 --> 00:51:04,919 ..nothing. 834 00:51:04,920 --> 00:51:07,359 Schoolboy's honour. 835 00:51:07,360 --> 00:51:09,319 And all that rot. 836 00:51:09,320 --> 00:51:11,359 What happened to Bonepenny? 837 00:51:11,360 --> 00:51:13,399 He left shortly afterwards. 838 00:51:13,400 --> 00:51:15,079 And Stanley? 839 00:51:15,080 --> 00:51:16,839 He left too. 840 00:51:16,840 --> 00:51:20,519 I heard that he had died when his ship was torpedoed in the war. 841 00:51:20,520 --> 00:51:23,239 I hadn't thought of either of them in years. 842 00:51:23,240 --> 00:51:26,079 And then last week at the exhibition... 843 00:51:27,880 --> 00:51:31,640 'I was studying some items from the king's collection. 844 00:51:32,640 --> 00:51:35,160 And there it was. 845 00:51:39,360 --> 00:51:41,039 The twin 846 00:51:41,040 --> 00:51:42,960 of Kissing's stamp. 847 00:51:44,680 --> 00:51:47,040 I thought I had imagined Bonepenny, but... 848 00:51:54,480 --> 00:51:56,519 Bonepenny stole the king's stamp! 849 00:51:56,520 --> 00:51:59,400 When the jack snipe appeared on our doorstep, 850 00:52:00,200 --> 00:52:01,799 I knew he was coming. 851 00:52:01,800 --> 00:52:05,119 Jack Snipe was my nickname at school, or Jacko for short. 852 00:52:05,120 --> 00:52:06,999 The bird was a warning, you see. 853 00:52:07,000 --> 00:52:09,639 But why? What did he want from you? 854 00:52:09,640 --> 00:52:11,280 Blackmail. 855 00:52:12,160 --> 00:52:14,480 The stamps were too notorious to sell, 856 00:52:15,280 --> 00:52:17,359 and so he wanted me to buy them, 857 00:52:17,360 --> 00:52:20,680 threatening to frame me for both thefts if I didn't. 858 00:52:21,520 --> 00:52:24,119 He had it all planned out to the last detail, 859 00:52:24,120 --> 00:52:26,079 like one of his magic tricks. 860 00:52:26,080 --> 00:52:28,039 What did you tell him? The truth. 861 00:52:28,040 --> 00:52:30,439 That I haven't any money. 862 00:52:30,440 --> 00:52:32,240 It's all tied up in taxes. 863 00:52:33,480 --> 00:52:36,679 I may have to sell Buckshaw. What?! 864 00:52:36,680 --> 00:52:39,319 But surely you heard all that when you were listening at the door? 865 00:52:39,320 --> 00:52:41,840 I didn't hear that part! Dogger intercepted me. 866 00:52:43,320 --> 00:52:44,919 Dogger was there? 867 00:52:44,920 --> 00:52:46,560 Yes. 868 00:52:49,160 --> 00:52:50,800 That is what I feared the most. 869 00:52:51,640 --> 00:52:53,719 That he would think I was in danger. 870 00:52:53,720 --> 00:52:56,000 That he would... 871 00:52:58,840 --> 00:53:01,159 Time's up, I'm afraid. Please, Inspector. 872 00:53:01,160 --> 00:53:03,640 Just 5 more minutes. I'm sorry, Flavia. 873 00:53:07,520 --> 00:53:08,959 Vale. 874 00:53:11,640 --> 00:53:13,999 Oh! 875 00:53:23,720 --> 00:53:26,040 Alright. 876 00:53:26,840 --> 00:53:28,439 Flavia... 877 00:53:28,440 --> 00:53:31,199 Flavia. Flavia! 878 00:53:31,200 --> 00:53:33,359 Courage, my dear. 879 00:53:43,880 --> 00:53:45,840 Uh, in- inspector? 880 00:53:47,320 --> 00:53:48,920 A word? 881 00:53:57,680 --> 00:54:00,680 His name was Horace Bonepenny. 882 00:54:01,840 --> 00:54:03,800 Yes. Thank you. 883 00:54:04,600 --> 00:54:06,959 I was just speaking to Scotland Yard. 884 00:54:06,960 --> 00:54:10,160 Apparently, Bonepenny is a very well-known con man. 885 00:54:10,960 --> 00:54:13,159 Why won't you believe I killed him? 886 00:54:13,160 --> 00:54:15,079 Clever as you are, Flavia, 887 00:54:15,080 --> 00:54:17,480 I don't believe you're capable of murder. 888 00:54:18,480 --> 00:54:21,279 And it wasn't a dicky heart that killed Bonepenny. 889 00:54:21,280 --> 00:54:23,120 The pie, then. 890 00:54:23,920 --> 00:54:25,839 I poisoned it, and he ate it. 891 00:54:25,840 --> 00:54:29,239 According to the report, it was a perfectly ordinary pie. 892 00:54:29,240 --> 00:54:32,599 You've obviously never tasted one of Mrs Mullet's custards. 893 00:54:32,600 --> 00:54:34,719 It's all so unfair! 894 00:54:34,720 --> 00:54:37,719 You haven't got a shred of evidence against my father. 895 00:54:37,720 --> 00:54:39,759 I'm sorry, Flavia, 896 00:54:39,760 --> 00:54:42,279 but your father has just confessed to murder. 897 00:55:20,120 --> 00:55:22,599 Mrs Mullet, may I speak frankly? 898 00:55:22,600 --> 00:55:24,519 It's about Dogger. 899 00:55:24,520 --> 00:55:27,080 About when he was a prisoner in the war. 900 00:55:27,920 --> 00:55:31,440 Did Dogger ever kill anyone? 901 00:55:32,240 --> 00:55:34,640 I mean, besides the enemy. 902 00:55:36,160 --> 00:55:37,800 Your father... 903 00:55:38,600 --> 00:55:40,279 ...saved his life once. 904 00:55:40,280 --> 00:55:42,280 Pulled him out of a burning tank. 905 00:55:44,520 --> 00:55:47,360 Then Dogger did the same for him. 906 00:55:48,240 --> 00:55:50,519 An army bloke went off his head, 907 00:55:50,520 --> 00:55:53,360 tried to kill the colonel with a machete. 908 00:55:55,520 --> 00:55:57,120 Dogger... 909 00:55:58,760 --> 00:56:00,360 ...took care of it. 910 00:56:02,000 --> 00:56:04,279 Afterwards, he couldn't remember a thing. 911 00:56:04,280 --> 00:56:08,080 It was the start of his spells, you see. 912 00:56:09,600 --> 00:56:11,800 The things that happened over there... 913 00:56:12,760 --> 00:56:14,360 No man should ever... 914 00:56:17,280 --> 00:56:19,160 Not just men. 915 00:56:20,240 --> 00:56:21,840 Your mother. 916 00:56:23,400 --> 00:56:25,039 Harriet? 917 00:56:29,080 --> 00:56:30,720 Did you know her? 918 00:56:32,120 --> 00:56:34,439 I worked with your mother during the war. 919 00:56:34,440 --> 00:56:36,080 Very hush-hush. 920 00:56:37,240 --> 00:56:39,320 After your mother left... 921 00:56:41,960 --> 00:56:44,159 I was sent here. 922 00:56:44,160 --> 00:56:46,839 Didn't know the first thing about housekeeping. 923 00:56:46,840 --> 00:56:50,160 Thank goodness for this. 924 00:56:52,880 --> 00:56:55,320 Mrs Mullet, what is... 925 00:56:56,280 --> 00:56:58,000 ...The Nest? 926 00:56:59,000 --> 00:57:00,919 Drink up now. 927 00:57:00,920 --> 00:57:02,560 And straight to bed. 928 00:57:36,000 --> 00:57:38,639 'He was just an innocent dupe.' 929 00:57:40,440 --> 00:57:42,759 'He was murdered... 930 00:57:42,760 --> 00:57:45,239 by those two boys.' 931 00:57:45,240 --> 00:57:48,039 It just doesn't add up. 932 00:57:48,040 --> 00:57:49,599 Vale! 933 00:58:23,960 --> 00:58:26,039 Is that Rook's End Nursing Home? 934 00:58:26,040 --> 00:58:27,959 I'd like to speak to Dr Kissing. 935 00:58:29,720 --> 00:58:32,679 It's Mrs Rubbles from Greyminster School, 936 00:58:32,680 --> 00:58:36,119 calling to ask whether he'll be coming for Prize Day this year. 937 00:58:36,120 --> 00:58:38,039 Dr Kissing? 938 00:58:38,040 --> 00:58:39,759 He's still alive. 939 00:59:12,760 --> 00:59:15,879 '"Said one of the boys, He climbed up onto the parapet, 940 00:59:15,880 --> 00:59:18,879 gave us the Roman salute. 'Vale! he shouted."' 941 00:59:35,120 --> 00:59:36,520 Huh... 942 00:59:45,560 --> 00:59:47,119 Argh! 943 00:59:47,120 --> 00:59:49,879 What was that? 944 00:59:49,880 --> 00:59:52,199 Did you hear that? 945 00:59:53,640 --> 00:59:55,439 Blast. 946 00:59:59,360 --> 01:00:01,560 What have we here? 947 01:00:02,920 --> 01:00:04,320 A gown. 948 01:00:06,600 --> 01:00:08,240 Eurgh... 949 01:00:12,640 --> 01:00:14,679 And a mortarboard! 950 01:00:22,240 --> 01:00:23,879 Woohoo! 951 01:00:23,880 --> 01:00:27,319 Fly, Gladys, fly! Woo! 952 01:00:29,800 --> 01:00:32,279 What's the password? 953 01:00:32,280 --> 01:00:34,160 Cyanide. 954 01:00:38,280 --> 01:00:40,399 Dogger, what is it? 955 01:00:40,400 --> 01:00:43,960 Miss Flavia, you know I have moments when I'm... 956 01:00:45,000 --> 01:00:46,639 ...not quite myself? 957 01:00:46,640 --> 01:00:49,600 I had one of those moments on the night we... 958 01:00:50,480 --> 01:00:53,599 And now they've charged Colonel de Luce with it. 959 01:00:58,520 --> 01:01:00,039 Dogger. 960 01:01:00,040 --> 01:01:01,839 Tell me everything you remember 961 01:01:01,840 --> 01:01:04,679 about the night that the stranger was killed. 962 01:01:04,680 --> 01:01:06,480 I was in my room. 963 01:01:07,320 --> 01:01:08,919 I heard voices. 964 01:01:08,920 --> 01:01:11,559 I went along to the Colonel's study. 965 01:01:11,560 --> 01:01:14,400 There was someone in the hall. 966 01:01:15,200 --> 01:01:17,519 That was me. I was in the hall. 967 01:01:17,520 --> 01:01:19,239 That was you? 968 01:01:19,240 --> 01:01:20,840 No matter. 969 01:01:21,640 --> 01:01:23,240 What happened after I left? 970 01:01:24,240 --> 01:01:27,399 A man came out, and he walked right past me. 971 01:01:27,400 --> 01:01:29,479 I could've reached out and touched him. 972 01:01:29,480 --> 01:01:32,680 He was talking to himself and... eating a piece of pie. 973 01:01:33,480 --> 01:01:35,280 I knew it wasn't one of us! 974 01:01:36,320 --> 01:01:37,959 Then what? 975 01:01:39,640 --> 01:01:41,439 Fireworks. 976 01:01:41,440 --> 01:01:42,959 Fireworks? 977 01:01:42,960 --> 01:01:45,039 Catherine wheels, skyrockets. 978 01:01:45,040 --> 01:01:47,119 There must've been a fair in town. 979 01:01:47,120 --> 01:01:48,719 There was no fair in town. 980 01:01:48,720 --> 01:01:50,679 Are you sure? Trust me. 981 01:01:50,680 --> 01:01:53,159 I'm 11. I know when the fairs are. 982 01:01:53,160 --> 01:01:54,959 What happened next? 983 01:01:54,960 --> 01:01:57,439 I fell asleep. 984 01:01:58,560 --> 01:02:00,399 'When I woke up, I was on the grass.' 985 01:02:00,400 --> 01:02:02,079 'It was wet. 986 01:02:02,080 --> 01:02:04,279 And my head felt strange...' 987 01:02:04,280 --> 01:02:06,799 '..like it does after one of my bad turns. 988 01:02:06,800 --> 01:02:08,599 And you're worried that... 989 01:02:08,600 --> 01:02:10,439 during your bad turn, 990 01:02:10,440 --> 01:02:12,280 you might've killed the stranger? 991 01:02:13,400 --> 01:02:15,000 Who else was there? 992 01:02:22,040 --> 01:02:24,479 Feely! Speak to me, darling. 993 01:02:24,480 --> 01:02:27,079 What's wrong? It's too ghastly for words. 994 01:02:29,400 --> 01:02:31,999 Uh... 995 01:02:35,240 --> 01:02:37,959 I'll get some calamine lotion. 996 01:02:39,800 --> 01:02:42,639 You might want to start digging that second grave, miss. 997 01:02:47,760 --> 01:02:50,759 Feely, eat something, darling. 998 01:02:50,760 --> 01:02:53,479 I can't. It hurts too much. 999 01:02:53,480 --> 01:02:55,320 Just a little porridge? 1000 01:02:56,480 --> 01:02:58,080 Feely... 1001 01:02:59,120 --> 01:03:00,719 I'm so sorry. 1002 01:03:00,720 --> 01:03:02,599 What are YOU sorry for? 1003 01:03:02,600 --> 01:03:04,239 I... 1004 01:03:04,240 --> 01:03:06,559 I... 1005 01:03:08,040 --> 01:03:10,359 It looks very painful. 1006 01:03:10,360 --> 01:03:13,279 Good God! Who is that? 1007 01:03:13,280 --> 01:03:15,159 It's alright. I know him. 1008 01:03:15,160 --> 01:03:17,000 That's hardly reassuring. 1009 01:03:19,400 --> 01:03:21,639 Good morning, Flavia! 1010 01:03:21,640 --> 01:03:24,600 Oh, dear. Hay fever? 1011 01:03:25,440 --> 01:03:27,040 A cold, I'm afraid. 1012 01:03:27,840 --> 01:03:30,039 What can I help you with, Mr Pemberton? 1013 01:03:30,040 --> 01:03:34,039 I found something in the local archives that got my blood pounding. 1014 01:03:34,040 --> 01:03:35,879 Did you know that Buckshaw's Buried Lake 1015 01:03:35,880 --> 01:03:38,319 was designed by Capability Brown? Yes! 1016 01:03:38,320 --> 01:03:41,799 The plans are in Father's study, - actually. - Oh, my. 1017 01:03:41,800 --> 01:03:44,679 Do you think I could just take a quick photo of them? 1018 01:03:44,680 --> 01:03:46,479 Maybe with the three of you. Erm... 1019 01:03:46,480 --> 01:03:47,919 It would be a real feather in my cap 1020 01:03:47,920 --> 01:03:49,679 with the Inland Waterways Federation. 1021 01:03:49,680 --> 01:03:52,399 There's Dogger. I could ask him. 1022 01:03:52,400 --> 01:03:55,519 Oh, no, no. Don't- Don't bother a working man. Hello! 1023 01:03:55,520 --> 01:03:57,799 No, it was just a thought. 1024 01:03:57,800 --> 01:03:59,279 Thank you, Flavia. 1025 01:03:59,280 --> 01:04:01,439 It was good to meet you. We'll meet again sometime. 1026 01:04:01,440 --> 01:04:03,599 A visitor, Miss Flavia? 1027 01:04:03,600 --> 01:04:05,359 His name is Pemberton. 1028 01:04:05,360 --> 01:04:07,199 He's a gongoozler. 1029 01:04:07,200 --> 01:04:09,480 He wanted to see the blueprints of the buried lake. 1030 01:04:11,000 --> 01:04:13,239 You're quite sure that's what he's interested in? 1031 01:04:13,240 --> 01:04:14,639 What do you mean? 1032 01:04:14,640 --> 01:04:16,599 There's a certain type of person, 1033 01:04:16,600 --> 01:04:18,919 tabloid hacks, smear merchants, 1034 01:04:18,920 --> 01:04:21,319 scandal mongers, so-called journalists, 1035 01:04:21,320 --> 01:04:23,279 that will do anything for a story... 1036 01:04:23,280 --> 01:04:26,239 especially when there's a murder involved. 1037 01:04:26,240 --> 01:04:28,680 I... didn't think of that. 1038 01:04:29,520 --> 01:04:31,039 Speaking of which, 1039 01:04:31,040 --> 01:04:32,960 the inspector rang earlier. 1040 01:04:33,760 --> 01:04:36,359 They're moving the Colonel to London tomorrow. 1041 01:04:36,360 --> 01:04:37,639 London? Mmm. 1042 01:04:37,640 --> 01:04:39,039 And prison will be the end of him. 1043 01:04:39,040 --> 01:04:40,639 What are you going to do? 1044 01:04:40,640 --> 01:04:43,120 I'm going to turn myself in. 1045 01:04:48,480 --> 01:04:49,999 Wait. 1046 01:04:50,000 --> 01:04:52,639 Dogger, what's that on your neck? 1047 01:04:52,640 --> 01:04:54,319 Oh, I... 1048 01:04:54,320 --> 01:04:56,440 I got it the night I blacked out. 1049 01:04:57,680 --> 01:04:59,480 May I have a look? 1050 01:05:07,680 --> 01:05:09,119 Dogger. 1051 01:05:09,120 --> 01:05:10,719 You didn't black out. 1052 01:05:10,720 --> 01:05:12,439 You were nobbed. 1053 01:05:12,440 --> 01:05:13,719 I was? 1054 01:05:13,720 --> 01:05:15,679 Someone hit you on the neck. 1055 01:05:15,680 --> 01:05:17,439 With a shoe, by the looks of it. 1056 01:05:17,440 --> 01:05:18,839 But if I really was knocked out, 1057 01:05:18,840 --> 01:05:20,519 then I- You couldn't have killed anyone. 1058 01:05:22,600 --> 01:05:25,840 Dogger, do you know where the Rook's End is? 1059 01:05:34,720 --> 01:05:36,319 1060 01:05:36,320 --> 01:05:38,439 ♪ Smile, smile ♪ 1061 01:05:38,440 --> 01:05:40,159 Hey there! Are you lost? 1062 01:05:40,160 --> 01:05:42,719 Um... Come join us 'Til the nurse comes back. 1063 01:05:42,720 --> 01:05:44,119 Drat. 1064 01:05:44,120 --> 01:05:47,319 Next, a little love song from America. I hope you like it. 1065 01:05:49,000 --> 01:05:51,479 ♪ See the pyramids 1066 01:05:51,480 --> 01:05:54,880 ♪ Along the Nile 1067 01:05:55,840 --> 01:06:00,639 ♪ Watch the sun rise On a tropic isle 1068 01:06:02,360 --> 01:06:04,879 1069 01:06:04,880 --> 01:06:08,399 ♪ When a dream appears 1070 01:06:08,400 --> 01:06:13,599 ♪ You belong to me 1071 01:06:13,600 --> 01:06:15,759 ♪ I'll... 1072 01:06:15,760 --> 01:06:18,039 May I be of assistance? 1073 01:06:18,040 --> 01:06:21,119 ♪ Be so alone... I'm here to see Dr Kissing. 1074 01:06:21,120 --> 01:06:23,439 Dr Isaac Kissing? Yes. 1075 01:06:23,440 --> 01:06:25,959 Do you keep more than one? 1076 01:06:25,960 --> 01:06:27,759 In the solarium, 1077 01:06:27,760 --> 01:06:29,719 at the end of the hall. ♪ You'll be 1078 01:06:29,720 --> 01:06:32,999 ♪ Lonesome 1079 01:06:33,000 --> 01:06:35,519 ♪ Too 1080 01:06:35,520 --> 01:06:37,719 ♪ And blue... ♪ 1081 01:06:43,240 --> 01:06:44,959 Dr Kissing? 1082 01:06:44,960 --> 01:06:46,199 Huh? 1083 01:06:46,200 --> 01:06:47,840 Ah! Oh-ho! 1084 01:06:49,400 --> 01:06:51,159 Flavia! 1085 01:06:51,160 --> 01:06:52,959 I've been expecting you. 1086 01:06:52,960 --> 01:06:55,479 So, you're Jacko's daughter. 1087 01:06:57,200 --> 01:06:58,799 You don't look a bit like him. 1088 01:06:58,800 --> 01:07:01,999 I'm- I'm told I take after my mother. 1089 01:07:02,000 --> 01:07:04,839 Quite so. A remarkable woman. 1090 01:07:04,840 --> 01:07:06,719 You knew her? 1091 01:07:06,720 --> 01:07:08,439 Well, slightly. 1092 01:07:08,440 --> 01:07:09,959 Where do you go to school? 1093 01:07:09,960 --> 01:07:11,719 Father doesn't approve of schools. 1094 01:07:11,720 --> 01:07:13,439 I can't say I'm surprised. 1095 01:07:13,440 --> 01:07:14,919 He was a changed man 1096 01:07:14,920 --> 01:07:18,079 after those scoundrels Bonepenny and Bob Stanley 1097 01:07:18,080 --> 01:07:19,920 got their hooks into him, hmm? 1098 01:07:21,080 --> 01:07:22,880 Well? 1099 01:07:24,560 --> 01:07:26,239 Hand it over. 1100 01:07:26,240 --> 01:07:28,279 Sir? My Orange Avenger. 1101 01:07:28,280 --> 01:07:30,919 You've brought it with you, haven't you? 1102 01:07:30,920 --> 01:07:32,519 What makes you think that? 1103 01:07:32,520 --> 01:07:34,799 Well, let's deduce, shall we? 1104 01:07:34,800 --> 01:07:37,439 Horace Bonepenny, one-time boy conjurer, 1105 01:07:37,440 --> 01:07:39,559 long-time fraud artist, 1106 01:07:39,560 --> 01:07:44,039 finds himself dead in the garden of his old chum, Jacko de Luce. 1107 01:07:44,040 --> 01:07:48,039 Soon, Jacko's daughter finds herself at the library, 1108 01:07:48,040 --> 01:07:50,279 ransacking the newspaper archives, 1109 01:07:50,280 --> 01:07:52,479 ferreting out the obituary 1110 01:07:52,480 --> 01:07:54,559 of my old colleague Teesdale, 1111 01:07:54,560 --> 01:07:56,200 God rest his soul. 1112 01:07:57,320 --> 01:07:58,999 How am I doing so far? 1113 01:07:59,000 --> 01:08:00,759 Miss Mountjoy. 1114 01:08:00,760 --> 01:08:03,039 Teesdale's niece. Tilda Mountjoy. 1115 01:08:03,040 --> 01:08:05,480 My eyes and ears in the village. 1116 01:08:06,320 --> 01:08:09,599 Hours after Bonepenny's untimely demise, 1117 01:08:09,600 --> 01:08:11,599 his room is rifled 1118 01:08:11,600 --> 01:08:14,120 by the maiden who stands before me, 1119 01:08:14,960 --> 01:08:17,440 her hand fidgeting in her pocket. 1120 01:08:21,720 --> 01:08:23,279 Thank you. 1121 01:08:26,920 --> 01:08:29,199 AA and TL together? 1122 01:08:29,200 --> 01:08:31,679 They were under a sticker on Bony's trunk. 1123 01:08:31,680 --> 01:08:33,039 Oh. 1124 01:08:33,040 --> 01:08:36,800 What pain and suffering have these bits of paper caused. 1125 01:08:38,960 --> 01:08:40,839 Does your father know you're here? 1126 01:08:40,840 --> 01:08:42,320 No. 1127 01:08:43,120 --> 01:08:44,919 He's in Hinley Jail. 1128 01:08:44,920 --> 01:08:47,680 He's been charged with Bonepenny's murder. 1129 01:08:49,680 --> 01:08:51,759 Hmm. Did he do it? No. 1130 01:08:51,760 --> 01:08:53,239 I mean, I... 1131 01:08:53,240 --> 01:08:55,079 I don't think so. 1132 01:08:55,080 --> 01:08:56,879 My head's all in a muddle. 1133 01:08:56,880 --> 01:09:00,680 Oh, well, everything's always in a muddle just before it settles in. 1134 01:09:03,800 --> 01:09:05,599 Dr Kissing, 1135 01:09:05,600 --> 01:09:10,160 what do you remember about the day that Mr Teesdale died? 1136 01:09:11,000 --> 01:09:12,640 Oh, everything. 1137 01:09:13,440 --> 01:09:15,199 Everything. 1138 01:09:17,480 --> 01:09:19,159 What? 1139 01:09:19,160 --> 01:09:22,119 'I remember the way the sun glistened on the ramparts.' 1140 01:09:22,120 --> 01:09:23,639 Good God, man! 1141 01:09:23,640 --> 01:09:25,599 'The way he drew himself upright, 1142 01:09:25,600 --> 01:09:27,559 like a saint in an old picture. 1143 01:09:27,560 --> 01:09:31,239 The way he raised his arm like a Roman soldier as he bid farewell.' 1144 01:09:31,240 --> 01:09:32,600 Vale! 1145 01:09:35,000 --> 01:09:36,399 Oh! 1146 01:09:41,600 --> 01:09:43,679 Miss Mountjoy thinks he was murdered. 1147 01:09:43,680 --> 01:09:45,399 Well, Miss Mountjoy is wrong. 1148 01:09:45,400 --> 01:09:47,800 But isn't there a possibility? 1149 01:09:48,880 --> 01:09:50,559 You know... 1150 01:09:50,560 --> 01:09:52,479 sometimes, when someone is... 1151 01:09:52,480 --> 01:09:54,520 taken away from you suddenly... 1152 01:09:55,320 --> 01:09:57,680 ...it leaves a burning question in your heart. 1153 01:09:58,480 --> 01:09:59,999 Why? 1154 01:10:00,000 --> 01:10:04,280 And sometimes, no merely factual answer will suffice. 1155 01:10:05,400 --> 01:10:07,600 Here. 1156 01:10:10,000 --> 01:10:12,560 Your father will know what to do with it. 1157 01:10:13,840 --> 01:10:15,800 This thing of darkness... 1158 01:10:17,000 --> 01:10:19,320 ...I acknowledge my own. 1159 01:10:27,000 --> 01:10:30,240 The stamp in your pocket has just doubled in value. 1160 01:10:31,080 --> 01:10:34,840 Guard it well, Flavia de Luce. 1161 01:10:47,160 --> 01:10:49,839 He was a changed man after those scoundrels 1162 01:10:49,840 --> 01:10:51,720 Bonepenny and Bob Stanley... 1163 01:10:53,600 --> 01:10:55,159 Of course! 1164 01:11:02,440 --> 01:11:03,999 Wait here, Gladys. 1165 01:11:10,320 --> 01:11:12,480 Bingo. That's the one. 1166 01:11:23,640 --> 01:11:25,399 "A wizard duo. 1167 01:11:25,400 --> 01:11:27,880 Horace Bonepenny and Bob Stanley." 1168 01:11:29,600 --> 01:11:31,439 I know that face. 1169 01:11:31,440 --> 01:11:33,639 Oh, Flavia. 1170 01:11:33,640 --> 01:11:36,360 How could you be so stupid? 1171 01:11:37,160 --> 01:11:38,759 Bob Stanley is... 1172 01:11:47,840 --> 01:11:50,439 I've never really liked that photograph. 1173 01:11:52,720 --> 01:11:55,759 But... you're supposed to be dead. 1174 01:11:55,760 --> 01:11:57,439 Yes. 1175 01:11:57,440 --> 01:11:59,440 I read about that in the newspaper. 1176 01:12:00,280 --> 01:12:03,160 Look, Flavia, I'll be honest with you. 1177 01:12:04,080 --> 01:12:06,359 An old acquaintance of mine 1178 01:12:06,360 --> 01:12:09,599 had something in his possession that didn't belong to him. 1179 01:12:09,600 --> 01:12:11,639 In fact, it was mine. 1180 01:12:11,640 --> 01:12:13,239 So naturally, 1181 01:12:13,240 --> 01:12:15,919 I'm quite keen to get it back. 1182 01:12:15,920 --> 01:12:17,319 Do you see? 1183 01:12:17,320 --> 01:12:19,159 Feely once said, 1184 01:12:19,160 --> 01:12:21,159 "If ever you're accosted by a man, 1185 01:12:21,160 --> 01:12:24,160 kick him in the Casanovas and run like blue blazes." 1186 01:12:25,680 --> 01:12:28,000 If only I knew where the Casanovas were. 1187 01:12:29,560 --> 01:12:32,440 What? Do you mean those old stamps? 1188 01:12:33,280 --> 01:12:36,079 So you admit you took them? I didn't take them. 1189 01:12:36,080 --> 01:12:39,240 I found them. Well, that solves it then. 1190 01:12:40,040 --> 01:12:43,800 You hand over my stamps, and it's case closed. 1191 01:12:44,600 --> 01:12:46,200 Agreed? 1192 01:12:47,080 --> 01:12:49,999 Right. I'll just run home, and- 1193 01:12:50,000 --> 01:12:52,160 Cheeky little thing, aren't you? 1194 01:12:53,000 --> 01:12:56,760 Where are the stamps, Flavia? 1195 01:12:58,640 --> 01:13:00,799 In my father's bedroom. 1196 01:13:00,800 --> 01:13:03,079 Hidden inside the clock on the mantel. 1197 01:13:03,080 --> 01:13:04,919 In the house. 1198 01:13:17,320 --> 01:13:19,359 Ah! 1199 01:13:19,360 --> 01:13:21,039 Right. Now... 1200 01:13:21,040 --> 01:13:22,679 The house key. 1201 01:13:26,320 --> 01:13:27,639 Oh! 1202 01:13:27,640 --> 01:13:29,159 Gah! 1203 01:13:31,720 --> 01:13:33,320 That's a door. 1204 01:13:34,280 --> 01:13:36,320 Don't move. 1205 01:13:46,000 --> 01:13:47,919 I told you not to move! 1206 01:14:05,960 --> 01:14:07,839 Right. 1207 01:14:07,840 --> 01:14:09,479 I'm leaving now. 1208 01:14:09,480 --> 01:14:11,159 Be a good girl 1209 01:14:11,160 --> 01:14:13,279 and don't try anything funny. 1210 01:14:27,040 --> 01:14:29,839 'Should've tied my thumbs together. Moron.' 1211 01:14:53,760 --> 01:14:56,679 Hello? Can you hear me? 1212 01:14:56,680 --> 01:14:58,480 Father! 1213 01:15:03,120 --> 01:15:06,359 ♪ Just remember when a dream 1214 01:15:06,360 --> 01:15:08,559 ♪ Appears... Mummy! 1215 01:15:08,560 --> 01:15:10,279 Courage, my love. 1216 01:15:10,280 --> 01:15:14,439 You can do it. ♪ You belong to me ♪ 1217 01:15:34,760 --> 01:15:36,359 You lied to me, 1218 01:15:36,360 --> 01:15:38,159 which made me very angry. 1219 01:15:38,160 --> 01:15:40,359 You are going to tell me EXACTLY 1220 01:15:40,360 --> 01:15:42,879 where the stamps are! 1221 01:15:42,880 --> 01:15:44,040 Got it?! 1222 01:15:49,280 --> 01:15:51,199 Well? I put them in the clock. 1223 01:15:51,200 --> 01:15:53,199 I swear. 1224 01:15:53,200 --> 01:15:54,840 Unless... 1225 01:15:55,640 --> 01:15:57,160 ...someone's taken them. 1226 01:15:58,000 --> 01:15:59,279 Who? 1227 01:15:59,280 --> 01:16:01,240 I... 1228 01:16:02,400 --> 01:16:05,839 I'm going to pass out. Can't you loosen this just a little? 1229 01:16:15,080 --> 01:16:16,439 'The Casanovas...' 1230 01:16:17,640 --> 01:16:18,839 You little witch! 1231 01:16:24,280 --> 01:16:25,959 'I remember 1232 01:16:25,960 --> 01:16:27,759 the way the sun glistened.' 1233 01:16:28,840 --> 01:16:31,679 'He was just an innocent dupe. 1234 01:16:31,680 --> 01:16:34,159 Bony was a natural conjurer.' 1235 01:16:34,160 --> 01:16:35,839 Hello, Bony. Bob. 1236 01:16:35,840 --> 01:16:37,679 It was you! 1237 01:16:37,680 --> 01:16:39,799 You killed Mr Teesdale! 1238 01:16:39,800 --> 01:16:42,119 It's all coming clear to me now. 1239 01:16:42,120 --> 01:16:44,239 You lured him onto the roof, 1240 01:16:44,240 --> 01:16:46,960 you and Bonepenny promising to give him back the stamp. 1241 01:16:47,800 --> 01:16:49,319 It's right over here, sir. 1242 01:16:49,320 --> 01:16:51,479 Enough stalling, Bonepenny. 1243 01:16:51,480 --> 01:16:53,719 I know you and Stanley stole the stamp. 1244 01:16:53,720 --> 01:16:55,359 Hand it over at once, 1245 01:16:55,360 --> 01:16:57,359 or I'll call the police. 1246 01:17:04,680 --> 01:17:06,640 And then you staged his jump. 1247 01:17:09,680 --> 01:17:11,839 No one could actually see his face 1248 01:17:11,840 --> 01:17:13,879 because of the sun. 1249 01:17:13,880 --> 01:17:17,119 All they could see was a strange halo of light around him, 1250 01:17:17,120 --> 01:17:18,719 like an angel. 1251 01:17:18,720 --> 01:17:20,359 Vale! 1252 01:17:28,680 --> 01:17:31,759 It was yours and Bonepenny's greatest illusion. 1253 01:17:38,320 --> 01:17:40,440 It's terribly lonely, don't you find? 1254 01:17:42,640 --> 01:17:44,639 Being the cleverest person in the room. 1255 01:17:49,960 --> 01:17:52,400 Now, what do you suppose this is, 1256 01:17:53,200 --> 01:17:55,080 little Miss Marple? 1257 01:17:56,280 --> 01:17:57,839 'That smell.' 1258 01:17:57,840 --> 01:17:59,919 'I know that smell.' 1259 01:17:59,920 --> 01:18:01,799 Carbon tetrachloride. 1260 01:18:01,800 --> 01:18:04,959 Father uses it for revealing watermarks on stamps. 1261 01:18:04,960 --> 01:18:07,159 You used it to kill Bonepenny. 1262 01:18:11,240 --> 01:18:13,879 With his own syringe. 1263 01:18:13,880 --> 01:18:15,519 But first, 1264 01:18:15,520 --> 01:18:18,239 you had to make sure there weren't any witnesses. 1265 01:18:33,920 --> 01:18:35,399 Very impressive. 1266 01:18:35,400 --> 01:18:38,040 You'd make a fine murderess, Flavia. 1267 01:18:38,880 --> 01:18:40,319 Thank you? 1268 01:18:40,320 --> 01:18:42,640 Now, for the last time... 1269 01:18:43,520 --> 01:18:47,279 ...where are those stamps? 1270 01:19:02,680 --> 01:19:04,399 There's only one here. 1271 01:19:10,320 --> 01:19:12,519 Where's the other stamp, Flavia?! 1272 01:19:21,160 --> 01:19:22,879 Gah! What the...? 1273 01:19:38,640 --> 01:19:40,919 Oh, you silly, silly fool. 1274 01:19:40,920 --> 01:19:42,879 I'm so sorry. 1275 01:19:42,880 --> 01:19:45,480 We should never have been so mean to you. 1276 01:19:46,800 --> 01:19:48,399 Careful, Feely. 1277 01:19:48,400 --> 01:19:50,879 You'll get your best coat dirty. 1278 01:19:50,880 --> 01:19:52,719 You were right about the car. 1279 01:19:52,720 --> 01:19:54,320 It was the battery. 1280 01:19:55,160 --> 01:19:56,680 Alright, miss? 1281 01:19:59,640 --> 01:20:01,439 Right as rain, Dogger. 1282 01:20:03,040 --> 01:20:04,399 Come on, look who's here. 1283 01:20:05,720 --> 01:20:07,439 Flavia! Hey... 1284 01:20:07,440 --> 01:20:09,279 Ohhh. 1285 01:20:09,280 --> 01:20:11,039 Mmm! 1286 01:20:12,680 --> 01:20:15,399 We followed him here. Dogger knew you hadn't come home, 1287 01:20:15,400 --> 01:20:17,759 so when he saw someone prowling around the house... 1288 01:20:17,760 --> 01:20:19,919 You should've seen us flying through the lanes. 1289 01:20:29,800 --> 01:20:30,959 No! 1290 01:20:40,800 --> 01:20:45,319 You might wanna keep better care of your mother's handkerchief, Flavia. 1291 01:20:48,720 --> 01:20:50,320 Thank you, Mrs Mullet. 1292 01:21:01,480 --> 01:21:03,360 Welcome home, Colonel. 1293 01:21:05,200 --> 01:21:06,679 Girls. Father! 1294 01:21:08,680 --> 01:21:11,279 Mrs Mullet, any chance of some breakfast? 1295 01:21:11,280 --> 01:21:12,759 Indeed, sir. 1296 01:21:12,760 --> 01:21:14,999 I've a lovely egg and bacon pie in the oven. 1297 01:21:15,000 --> 01:21:16,559 Oh! Well... 1298 01:21:16,560 --> 01:21:18,879 Perhaps you'd care to join us, Detective Sergeant? 1299 01:21:18,880 --> 01:21:20,520 Uh, sir? 1300 01:21:21,400 --> 01:21:23,839 Go ahead, Graves. 1301 01:21:23,840 --> 01:21:26,839 I still have one or two questions for Flavia. 1302 01:21:28,880 --> 01:21:31,399 In through the splenius capitis, 1303 01:21:31,400 --> 01:21:34,199 punctured the atlantoaxial ligament, 1304 01:21:34,200 --> 01:21:37,399 and then slide the needle over the... 1305 01:21:37,400 --> 01:21:38,879 Oh, yes. 1306 01:21:38,880 --> 01:21:40,439 I see. 1307 01:21:40,440 --> 01:21:44,639 And you're certain that it was carbon tete... 1308 01:21:44,640 --> 01:21:46,319 c- carbon te... 1309 01:21:46,320 --> 01:21:47,999 er, w- what you said. 1310 01:21:48,000 --> 01:21:51,559 I'm quite competent with chlorinated hydrocarbons, Inspector. 1311 01:21:51,560 --> 01:21:53,719 It evaporates almost instantly. 1312 01:21:53,720 --> 01:21:56,759 I recognised the smell when Bonepenny breathed his last. 1313 01:21:56,760 --> 01:21:59,639 Tell the coroner to inspect the sinuses for traces. 1314 01:21:59,640 --> 01:22:02,079 But I thought you said it evaporated immediately? 1315 01:22:02,080 --> 01:22:04,839 Normally, yes, but Bonepenny had a cold. 1316 01:22:06,280 --> 01:22:09,879 Which he passed on to me, unfortunately. 1317 01:22:09,880 --> 01:22:11,479 Honestly, Flavia, 1318 01:22:11,480 --> 01:22:14,599 I don't know whether to give you a medal, or clap you in jail. 1319 01:22:14,600 --> 01:22:16,919 That reminds me... 1320 01:22:16,920 --> 01:22:18,799 The stamp, please. 1321 01:22:18,800 --> 01:22:20,160 I can't. 1322 01:22:21,000 --> 01:22:22,959 Why not? At least... 1323 01:22:22,960 --> 01:22:24,600 Not yet. 1324 01:22:26,200 --> 01:22:29,519 Good Lord, it's the Orange Avenger. 1325 01:22:29,520 --> 01:22:32,159 It must be returned to its rightful owner. 1326 01:22:32,160 --> 01:22:33,800 Of course. 1327 01:22:39,000 --> 01:22:40,920 What is it, Flavia? 1328 01:22:41,800 --> 01:22:43,639 Did... 1329 01:22:43,640 --> 01:22:46,919 Did Harriet go away because of... me? 1330 01:22:46,920 --> 01:22:48,759 Now... No. 1331 01:22:48,760 --> 01:22:51,040 Wherever did you get that idea? 1332 01:22:53,960 --> 01:22:56,680 Your sisters go too far sometimes. 1333 01:22:58,080 --> 01:23:00,479 Then why did she go away? 1334 01:23:02,480 --> 01:23:04,120 Flavia... 1335 01:23:05,480 --> 01:23:08,040 Your mother loved you... 1336 01:23:09,000 --> 01:23:10,920 ...more than anything in the world. 1337 01:23:11,720 --> 01:23:13,959 Now, she went away not because she wanted to, 1338 01:23:13,960 --> 01:23:15,600 but because she had to, 1339 01:23:16,400 --> 01:23:18,679 so that you and your sisters 1340 01:23:18,680 --> 01:23:20,440 could grow up in a better world. 1341 01:23:21,400 --> 01:23:23,999 Do you mean to say that Harriet... 1342 01:23:24,000 --> 01:23:26,320 was working for The Nest? 1343 01:23:27,920 --> 01:23:30,680 Now, I can't say any more. 1344 01:23:31,840 --> 01:23:34,079 Cos it's- it's forbidden, you see. 1345 01:23:36,520 --> 01:23:38,400 But what I can say... 1346 01:23:40,440 --> 01:23:42,320 ...is that she would be very... 1347 01:23:43,120 --> 01:23:45,359 ..very proud of you. 1348 01:23:58,280 --> 01:24:00,319 Remember, if he addresses you, then curtsy, 1349 01:24:00,320 --> 01:24:02,519 but only if he addresses you directly. 1350 01:24:14,320 --> 01:24:17,679 I do beg your pardon for dropping in unannounced, Colonel, 1351 01:24:17,680 --> 01:24:20,159 but I wanted to take the opportunity 1352 01:24:20,160 --> 01:24:23,079 to thank the young lady who returned my stamp. 1353 01:24:23,080 --> 01:24:24,959 Your Royal Majesty, 1354 01:24:24,960 --> 01:24:26,839 it is a great honour. 1355 01:24:26,840 --> 01:24:28,560 Now, which one's Flavia? 1356 01:24:29,400 --> 01:24:31,119 No. 1357 01:24:31,120 --> 01:24:32,759 Erm, sir? 1358 01:24:32,760 --> 01:24:34,799 Uh, your Royal Majesty. 1359 01:24:34,800 --> 01:24:37,239 Goodness, so young. 1360 01:24:37,240 --> 01:24:39,439 Mind you, I was the same age when I caught the bug. 1361 01:24:39,440 --> 01:24:43,999 Do you know my father had a Guyanese one-cent Magenta in his collection? 1362 01:24:44,000 --> 01:24:45,639 I tell you, I was hooked for life. 1363 01:24:45,640 --> 01:24:47,840 Gosh, how thrilling. 1364 01:24:50,480 --> 01:24:52,120 My dear... 1365 01:24:52,960 --> 01:24:54,800 On behalf of the royal family, 1366 01:24:55,640 --> 01:24:57,559 and stamp collectors everywhere, 1367 01:24:57,560 --> 01:24:59,919 thank you for your brave actions, 1368 01:24:59,920 --> 01:25:01,839 in token of which, 1369 01:25:01,840 --> 01:25:03,719 please accept this gift. 1370 01:25:06,480 --> 01:25:08,520 That's very kind of you, sir. 1371 01:25:11,600 --> 01:25:13,920 My, you really are your mother's daughter. 1372 01:25:35,920 --> 01:25:38,480 That's something, isn't it? 1373 01:25:42,320 --> 01:25:44,720 Well? Aren't you going to open it? 1374 01:25:45,560 --> 01:25:47,599 It's been such a long day. 1375 01:25:47,600 --> 01:25:50,439 I think I'll wait. 1376 01:25:57,000 --> 01:25:59,679 "I have been requested to pass this along to you 1377 01:25:59,680 --> 01:26:02,399 with compliments from The Nest." 1378 01:26:04,000 --> 01:26:06,119 "Kind regards, George R." 1379 01:26:11,400 --> 01:26:14,560 'The father of modern chemistry, Antoine Lavoisier, 1380 01:26:15,440 --> 01:26:17,799 once observed that, in nature, 1381 01:26:17,800 --> 01:26:19,439 nothing is created, 1382 01:26:19,440 --> 01:26:21,200 nothing is lost. 1383 01:26:22,080 --> 01:26:23,680 Everything changes. 1384 01:26:24,480 --> 01:26:26,079 It's a comforting thought. 1385 01:26:26,080 --> 01:26:29,159 Everything changes, it's true. 1386 01:26:29,160 --> 01:26:32,999 But we are all, every one of us, eternally connected. 1387 01:26:40,880 --> 01:26:42,839 'My darling Flavia, 1388 01:26:42,840 --> 01:26:44,559 If you're reading this, 1389 01:26:44,560 --> 01:26:46,440 it means that I have not returned. 1390 01:26:47,320 --> 01:26:49,559 I can't tell you why I had to go, 1391 01:26:49,560 --> 01:26:53,519 but I can tell you that from the moment I held you in my arms, 1392 01:26:53,520 --> 01:26:56,320 I knew you would do great things.' 1393 01:27:16,120 --> 01:27:20,120 Subtitles by Sky Access Services www.skyaccessibility.sky